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Husband of Miss Switzerland kills her, chops her up and purees parts of her in a blender
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:16 pm
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The 41-year-old man, who was named in local media by the pseudonym of Thomas due to Swiss privacy laws, admitted to having killed Kristina Joksimovic, whose ravaged body was found in their home in Binningen, near Basel, on February 13.
The autopsy report shows that the former Miss Switzerland contestant was decapitated when her husband dismembered her body with a jigsaw, a knife and garden shears. He also 'carefully removed' Kristina's womb, which was the only organ cut out of her torso, and this 'deliberate mutilation or ritualised degradation of the body' is believed to indicate that Thomas has a mental disorder, according to the court.
Some of his wife's body parts were forced into a powerful industrial blender, in which he 'pureed' them, as well as dissolving some in a chemical solution.
The 41-year-old man, who was named in local media by the pseudonym of Thomas due to Swiss privacy laws, admitted to having killed Kristina Joksimovic, whose ravaged body was found in their home in Binningen, near Basel, on February 13.
The autopsy report shows that the former Miss Switzerland contestant was decapitated when her husband dismembered her body with a jigsaw, a knife and garden shears. He also 'carefully removed' Kristina's womb, which was the only organ cut out of her torso, and this 'deliberate mutilation or ritualised degradation of the body' is believed to indicate that Thomas has a mental disorder, according to the court.
Some of his wife's body parts were forced into a powerful industrial blender, in which he 'pureed' them, as well as dissolving some in a chemical solution.
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:18 pm to Eurocat
Shocked they identified him as having a mental condition.
not
not
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:18 pm to Eurocat
New smoothie flavor at Smoothie King.
Miss Switzerland.
Miss Switzerland.
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:19 pm to Eurocat
Damn she must have made a horrible sandwich
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:19 pm to Eurocat
As they say, no matter how hot she is, someone out there is sick of dealing with her shite
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:19 pm to Eurocat
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Husband of Miss Switzerland kills her, chops her up and purees parts of her in a blender
Happy weekend!
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:20 pm to Eurocat
This guy doesn’t know the best way to eat a woman.


This post was edited on 9/13/24 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:20 pm to Eurocat
OK that's enough internet for me today!!!1
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:20 pm to Eurocat
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He also 'carefully removed' Kristina's womb, which was the only organ cut out of her torso, and this 'deliberate mutilation or ritualised degradation of the body' is believed to indicate that Thomas has a mental disorder, according to the court.
Yeah, looks like they’re on to something alright…
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:20 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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Miss Switzerland.
I think you mean Swiss Miss?
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:20 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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New smoothie flavor at Smoothie King.
Miss Switzerland.
Because Swiss Miss was already taken.
This post was edited on 9/13/24 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:20 pm to Eurocat
I see Netflix has its newest documentary.
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:22 pm to Eurocat
Well I definitely wouldn't hit it now
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:22 pm to Eurocat
Good lawd, let me save this thread.


Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:30 pm to Eurocat
So Swiss law allows them to report her name and the horrific things done to her but they can't report his real name? Backwards arse country.
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:32 pm to Eurocat
As the old saying goes, not matter how hot the chick, there is a guy that's ......
This post was edited on 9/13/24 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:32 pm to Eurocat
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believed to indicate that Thomas has a mental disorder
Good call
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:33 pm to Clark14
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and this 'deliberate mutilation or ritualised degradation of the body' is believed to indicate that Thomas has a mental disorder, according to the court.
your honor, the prosecution would like to file this evidence under the "no fricking shite" statute
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:33 pm to LSUBFA83
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So Swiss law allows them to report her name and the horrific things done to her but they can't report his real name? Backwards arse country.
Just in case it turns out to be an accidental death.
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:36 pm to Eurocat
Maybe he misunderstood the instructions on how to make Swiss Miss instant cocoa…..
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