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WYHI? El Paso woman, 71, makes history at Miss Texas USA

Posted on 6/21/24 at 6:55 pm
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6039 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 6:55 pm
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Marissa Teijo, a dynamic 71-year-old from East El Paso, is set to redefine perceptions at this year's Miss Texas USA pageant as the oldest contestant ever to grace its stage



Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10547 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 6:57 pm to
Yes sir.
Posted by Remulan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
897 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 6:57 pm to
Better than a dude
Posted by OrangeWhip
Member since Mar 2016
92 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 6:58 pm to
Considering most pageant winners these days are obsese, male, or both, this is a refreshing alternative.

So, yes, I suppose IWHI
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69501 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 6:59 pm to
Oh hell yes.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8721 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:00 pm to
frick yeah. I’d let her wash my hair and make me waffles too.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34979 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:01 pm to
Not legit.
Posted by tylerlsu2008
Monaco
Member since Jul 2015
1480 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:01 pm to
Yes
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
10064 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Oh hell yes.


Nothing a little KY or Vaseline can’t fix to keep the old cooter moist and ready for a viagra filled night of pleasure.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

WYHI

And not think twice.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
5433 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:01 pm to
Oh hell yeah. I bet she makes the best sandwiches
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56350 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:02 pm to
Call me the Swiffer.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:05 pm to
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6039 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

Oh hell yeah. I bet she makes the best sandwiches


Ham&Cheese and Doritos after swimming.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
38746 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:07 pm to
That is one good-looking 71 year old
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
190055 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:11 pm to
mom?
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
6161 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:18 pm to
A Latina older than 40 that still looks like that. She's a unicorn
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5618 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:18 pm to
Wood
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
19576 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:20 pm to
Posted by nitwit
Member since Oct 2007
12860 posts
Posted on 6/21/24 at 7:22 pm to
Does anybody take any of the “beauty” pageants seriously anymore?
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