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These Shark Attacks
Posted on 6/12/24 at 7:40 am
Posted on 6/12/24 at 7:40 am
Since the shark attacks are what everyone is talking about, what makes them attack people? I see Karen’s on Facebook complaining about how it’s the people fishing on the beach that’s causing them to attack, but I’ve wade fished Grand Isle, Elmers, my entire life, and the amount of sharks swimming around me while I’m out there is insane, yet I’ve never been attacked by a shark. I’m literally standing out in the middle of a school of fish and sharks, and they never bother me. So why do they attack?
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 7:43 am to sta4ever
Bull sharks and tiger sharks will bite ANYTHING to see if it's food. They're not necessarily intending on eating you.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 7:43 am to sta4ever
Posted on 6/12/24 at 7:44 am to sta4ever
Stay away from where sharks are. Easy solution
Posted on 6/12/24 at 7:46 am to sta4ever
They are being bred to bite people now by the commies to help make us more fearful of everything.
Just wait until the trained water moccasins come up while you’re sitting on the toilet. I shite you not!
Remember, there are no bad sharks, just bad owners.
Just wait until the trained water moccasins come up while you’re sitting on the toilet. I shite you not!
Remember, there are no bad sharks, just bad owners.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 7:48 am to sta4ever
They should set up a meeting with the sharks and see if they can find some common ground and maybe sign a peace agreement.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 7:49 am to sta4ever
It's certainly not the fishing aspect as much as all the Facebook bitches would have you believe. It's just a numbers game at the moment, there are a lot more sharks on the beaches right now due to the time of the year. Water is warming up, moves the bait fish in, makes for more food. More food, means more sharks.
Just so happens that fisherman and sharks are after the same thing. What's good for fishing is good for dinner for the sharks.
Just so happens that fisherman and sharks are after the same thing. What's good for fishing is good for dinner for the sharks.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 7:51 am to sta4ever
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but I’ve wade fished Grand Isle, Elmers, my entire life
Darwinism cometh.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 7:57 am to sta4ever
The sharks communicated and said, “you know what? Human tastes good. Let’s go get some more human.” They’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family.
They are now constructing a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. They will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not going to be days at a time; an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give them enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.
They are now constructing a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. They will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not going to be days at a time; an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give them enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 7:59 am to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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They are now constructing a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. They will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not going to be days at a time; an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give them enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.
The old tuna vs the lion method. Nice
Posted on 6/12/24 at 8:00 am to sta4ever
I have always been told that when sharks attack humans, it is because the human in the water is mistaken for a preferred meal. Seals seem to be a favorite food.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 8:02 am to sta4ever
Going to the beach next month.
I need everyone to get their shark vaccine so I don't get bit.
I need everyone to get their shark vaccine so I don't get bit.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 8:06 am to Cuz413
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Going to the beach next month. I need everyone to get their shark vaccine so I don't get bit.
We only need two weeks to flatten the curve. You should be good to go
Posted on 6/12/24 at 8:10 am to sta4ever
If you pay extra for the premium condo experience, you can have the condo patrol around in boats to keep the sharks at bay or so I've been told.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 8:11 am to sta4ever
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So why do they attack?
Some sharks are Ra-tards.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 8:12 am to Bullfrog
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They are being bred to bite people now by the commies to help make us more fearful of everything.
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Just wait until the trained water moccasins come up while you’re sitting on the toilet. I shite you not!
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Remember, there are no bad sharks, just bad owners.
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 8:17 am to sta4ever
It's all the pee (ammonia) in the water.
There's 500 people at the beach but no one ever goes to the bathroom, wink wink - they all walk out in the ocean.
There's 500 people at the beach but no one ever goes to the bathroom, wink wink - they all walk out in the ocean.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 8:18 am to sta4ever
becuz they are hunting us just like lebron said
Posted on 6/12/24 at 8:18 am to sta4ever
I’m pretty sure chumming the waters near beaches is a no no. Wonder why?
Posted on 6/12/24 at 8:21 am to sta4ever
We didn't have all these shark attacks before the "vaccine." Really makes you think....
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