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Tales from the Red Lobster shrimp debacle

Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:43 am
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
50850 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:43 am
“I had a guy come in with his family. It was a family of five. And he did 16 rounds of shrimp scampi,” said James Berke, a 23-year-old in New Jersey, who until very recently worked at a Red Lobster. “He was there for over two hours on a busy Friday night. They had one of my biggest tables. I just had to watch this man eat plates upon plates of the scampi, which isn’t even served over pasta. It’s shrimp in a garlic-wine butter. It was so gross.”

There was also the fact that when parties arrived at Red Lobster looking to pig out on a bargeful of shrimp, they simply wouldn’t leave. Berke’s experience serving a man who put away 16 servings over the course of two hours was actually mild compared with some of the other stories I’ve heard. Josie, 19, who also asked to be anonymous, worked at a (now-shuttered) Kansas City Red Lobster, where she watched a solo diner take down 30 orders of fried shrimp within four hours. According to the nutritional information on Red Lobster’s website, that’s something like 14,000 calories.
You had groups coming in expecting to feed their whole family with one order of endless shrimp,” Josie said. “I would get screamed at.” She already had her share of Cheddar Bay Biscuit battle stories, but the shrimp was something else: “It tops any customer service experience I’ve had. Some people are just a different type of stupid, and they all wander into Red Lobster.”

Durrant said he once spent between three and four hours in the dining room, downing 83 shrimp in total, and took “at least one nap” at the table.

“I am bummed that Red Lobster is going away,” Durrant said. “But I get it. There’s not really anything on the menu worth getting other than the Endless Shrimp.”
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
3389 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:45 am to
Unlimited shrimp did not doom Red Lobstah...the typical clientele doomed da lobstah.

If you visited one in the last 15 years you'd understand.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40773 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Some people


How dare you!!!
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21733 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:47 am to
quote:

Some people are just a different type of stupid, and they all wander into Red Lobster.”

Very accurate quote.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
60767 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:47 am to
I can only imagine the morbid obesity of these "diners."
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
17734 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:48 am to
If you visited one in the last 15 years you'd understand.
I have a meme for this, but I enjoy my posting privileges too much.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
60767 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:50 am to
quote:

...the typical clientele doomed da lobstah.


Now they'll all waddle over to Golden Corral.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7734 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:52 am to
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Josie, 19, who also asked to be anonymous, worked at a (now-shuttered) Kansas City Red Lobster


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130481 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:52 am to
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4146 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:52 am to
You misspelled Skrimps
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4608 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:54 am to
quote:

You had groups coming in expecting to feed their whole family with one order of endless shrimp,” Josie said. “I would get screamed at.” She already had her share of Cheddar Bay Biscuit battle stories, but the shrimp was something else: “It tops any customer service experience I’ve had. Some people are just a different type of stupid, and they all wander into Red Lobster.”

At least they probably tipped pretty good, right?
Posted by EthicalHedonist
Member since Mar 2020
344 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Josie, 19, who also asked to be anonymous, worked at a (now-shuttered) Kansas City Red Lobster

Reporters are the worst.
Posted by Shorty_price
Member since Oct 2018
362 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:56 am to
I feel like the recent trend of "juicy seafood" and crab boil-in-a-bag type places that have popped up on every corner have severely cut into the Red Lobster clientele.
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
2010 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:56 am to
Kinda like the customers at Applebees nowadays.
Posted by DakIsNoLB
Member since Sep 2015
1064 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:58 am to
quote:

You had groups coming in expecting to feed their whole family with one order of endless shrimp,” Josie said. “I would get screamed at.” She already had her share of Cheddar Bay Biscuit battle stories, but the shrimp was something else: “It tops any customer service experience I’ve had. Some people are just a different type of stupid, and they all wander into Red Lobster.”


This is just frickin' sad. People with zero class and self-awareness, and they 100% don't give two fricks that they are the way they are.
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
3059 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:58 am to
Yeh, but you know they left big fat tips cause you know, they ate all those shrimps.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56939 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:58 am to
We stopped going to red lobster because my old lady got on the oxempic and now she throws up after the third plate
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
8523 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:58 am to
Red Lobster has become a real life Simpsons episode, where Homer is taken to court for bankrupting his local seafood buffet.

Arrgghh, the beast was more belly than man!

Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36613 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:59 am to
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Josie, 19, who also asked to be anonymous,


frick you josie
Posted by Strannix
President Trump's America
Member since Dec 2012
51299 posts
Posted on 5/30/24 at 11:00 am to
When I was a kid my mom would tske us to Captain D's, one time they started running a kids eat free deal. We pulled up one day when this was going on and two school buses of kids pulled up with about 4 adults lol. They changed the deal the next week.
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