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Tales from the Red Lobster shrimp debacle
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:43 am
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:43 am
“I had a guy come in with his family. It was a family of five. And he did 16 rounds of shrimp scampi,” said James Berke, a 23-year-old in New Jersey, who until very recently worked at a Red Lobster. “He was there for over two hours on a busy Friday night. They had one of my biggest tables. I just had to watch this man eat plates upon plates of the scampi, which isn’t even served over pasta. It’s shrimp in a garlic-wine butter. It was so gross.”
There was also the fact that when parties arrived at Red Lobster looking to pig out on a bargeful of shrimp, they simply wouldn’t leave. Berke’s experience serving a man who put away 16 servings over the course of two hours was actually mild compared with some of the other stories I’ve heard. Josie, 19, who also asked to be anonymous, worked at a (now-shuttered) Kansas City Red Lobster, where she watched a solo diner take down 30 orders of fried shrimp within four hours. According to the nutritional information on Red Lobster’s website, that’s something like 14,000 calories.
You had groups coming in expecting to feed their whole family with one order of endless shrimp,” Josie said. “I would get screamed at.” She already had her share of Cheddar Bay Biscuit battle stories, but the shrimp was something else: “It tops any customer service experience I’ve had. Some people are just a different type of stupid, and they all wander into Red Lobster.”
Durrant said he once spent between three and four hours in the dining room, downing 83 shrimp in total, and took “at least one nap” at the table.
“I am bummed that Red Lobster is going away,” Durrant said. “But I get it. There’s not really anything on the menu worth getting other than the Endless Shrimp.”
There was also the fact that when parties arrived at Red Lobster looking to pig out on a bargeful of shrimp, they simply wouldn’t leave. Berke’s experience serving a man who put away 16 servings over the course of two hours was actually mild compared with some of the other stories I’ve heard. Josie, 19, who also asked to be anonymous, worked at a (now-shuttered) Kansas City Red Lobster, where she watched a solo diner take down 30 orders of fried shrimp within four hours. According to the nutritional information on Red Lobster’s website, that’s something like 14,000 calories.
You had groups coming in expecting to feed their whole family with one order of endless shrimp,” Josie said. “I would get screamed at.” She already had her share of Cheddar Bay Biscuit battle stories, but the shrimp was something else: “It tops any customer service experience I’ve had. Some people are just a different type of stupid, and they all wander into Red Lobster.”
Durrant said he once spent between three and four hours in the dining room, downing 83 shrimp in total, and took “at least one nap” at the table.
“I am bummed that Red Lobster is going away,” Durrant said. “But I get it. There’s not really anything on the menu worth getting other than the Endless Shrimp.”
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:45 am to nicholastiger
Unlimited shrimp did not doom Red Lobstah...the typical clientele doomed da lobstah.
If you visited one in the last 15 years you'd understand.
If you visited one in the last 15 years you'd understand.
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:46 am to nicholastiger
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Some people
How dare you!!!
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:47 am to nicholastiger
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Some people are just a different type of stupid, and they all wander into Red Lobster.”
Very accurate quote.
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:47 am to nicholastiger
I can only imagine the morbid obesity of these "diners."
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:48 am to sidewalkside
If you visited one in the last 15 years you'd understand.
I have a meme for this, but I enjoy my posting privileges too much.
I have a meme for this, but I enjoy my posting privileges too much.
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:50 am to sidewalkside
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...the typical clientele doomed da lobstah.
Now they'll all waddle over to Golden Corral.
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:52 am to nicholastiger
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Josie, 19, who also asked to be anonymous, worked at a (now-shuttered) Kansas City Red Lobster

Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:52 am to nicholastiger
You misspelled Skrimps
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:54 am to nicholastiger
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You had groups coming in expecting to feed their whole family with one order of endless shrimp,” Josie said. “I would get screamed at.” She already had her share of Cheddar Bay Biscuit battle stories, but the shrimp was something else: “It tops any customer service experience I’ve had. Some people are just a different type of stupid, and they all wander into Red Lobster.”
At least they probably tipped pretty good, right?
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:55 am to nicholastiger
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Josie, 19, who also asked to be anonymous, worked at a (now-shuttered) Kansas City Red Lobster
Reporters are the worst.
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:56 am to nicholastiger
I feel like the recent trend of "juicy seafood" and crab boil-in-a-bag type places that have popped up on every corner have severely cut into the Red Lobster clientele.
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:56 am to sidewalkside
Kinda like the customers at Applebees nowadays.
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:58 am to nicholastiger
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You had groups coming in expecting to feed their whole family with one order of endless shrimp,” Josie said. “I would get screamed at.” She already had her share of Cheddar Bay Biscuit battle stories, but the shrimp was something else: “It tops any customer service experience I’ve had. Some people are just a different type of stupid, and they all wander into Red Lobster.”
This is just frickin' sad. People with zero class and self-awareness, and they 100% don't give two fricks that they are the way they are.
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:58 am to nicholastiger
Yeh, but you know they left big fat tips cause you know, they ate all those shrimps.
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:58 am to nicholastiger
We stopped going to red lobster because my old lady got on the oxempic and now she throws up after the third plate
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:58 am to nicholastiger
Red Lobster has become a real life Simpsons episode, where Homer is taken to court for bankrupting his local seafood buffet.
Arrgghh, the beast was more belly than man!
Arrgghh, the beast was more belly than man!
Posted on 5/30/24 at 10:59 am to nicholastiger
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Josie, 19, who also asked to be anonymous,

Posted on 5/30/24 at 11:00 am to nicholastiger
When I was a kid my mom would tske us to Captain D's, one time they started running a kids eat free deal. We pulled up one day when this was going on and two school buses of kids pulled up with about 4 adults lol. They changed the deal the next week.
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