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re: What’s the craziest story you’ve heard of a couple breaking up?
Posted on 4/28/24 at 1:55 pm to lsufan1971
Posted on 4/28/24 at 1:55 pm to lsufan1971
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My dad’s BIL came home from a work trip. Drove up to the house and no lights were on. He went in the house and no light switches worked. He thought the electricity was out. Went back to his truck to get a flashlight. Wife moved everything out the house and took all the lightbulbs out every light inside the house. Bitches be crazy.
A friend was going through a nasty divorce and while she was moving out we took him to the lake wakeboarding. We come back and try to turn on the big screen TV to watch some football and there's no response. Turns out she had removed every battery from every TV remote in the house. Weeks later he discovered ants everywhere in his house. Turned out the chick took a pack of powdered-sugar Hostess donuts and left them open on a ledge overlooking the kitchen cabinets where it couldn't be seen. It took him days to figure out the issue. That's evil.
An ex was friends with a girl who caught her boyfriend sleeping with her daughter (daughter in early 20's). The thinking is the daughter got revenge on mom for sleeping with her high school boyfriend and his friends years earlier, which led to her divorce. Mom was/is a knockout. Mom and boyfriend broke up for a year or so but are now married and apparently involved in "the lifestyle". That's Jerry Springer shite.
This post was edited on 4/28/24 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 4/28/24 at 1:58 pm to cable
Plant guy is on a turnaround. His fiancee moves out friday without telling him, unfriended him on Facebook, marries the guy she moves in with that night, and by Sunday morning she moved back to plant guys house and adds him back on facebook, then she files divorce and as soon as it was final they got married and everyone is so proud of them working through the hard times everyone has….
Posted on 4/28/24 at 2:02 pm to Whodisbe
I'm not sure i could take that. Way too much drama.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 2:13 pm to Brummy
Gonna be tough to displace the Bawpaw story if this is a contest.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 2:24 pm to LAblues
My former friend from hs dated a borderline. This dude was from a rich family and had his life as together as one could expect from pothead in his late 20's; he could've been doing better but his life was stable, seemingly happy, and he was in school to enter the medical field. Women loved him; he always had a steady stream of really hot chicks. Then he dated this bitch.
Cue the accusations of infidelity, tracker apps, public humiliation, physical violence against him, nuclear fights, etc., etc., and within a year of being with her, he's a shell of a man. Crying in front of us, needing rides to work to because she won't let him use his own car, looking sickly and and depressed- aging from stress and unhappiness. He starts doing meth, which I can't say for certain she initiated but I certainly assume so.
After many months of trauma bonding and him wanting yet failing to leave her, she gets pregnant. She then makes a fb post about some rare genetic disorder and aborts it the next day without talking to him about it. She then proceeds to mock him in private, bragging about killing his baby, gloating that there was no disorder, and telling him that a piece of shite like him didn't deserve to be a father. This finally spurned him to leave her, but it broke him.
He spiraled from dabbling to becoming a full-blown tweaker who seems to have smoked himself schizophrenic. He spent many months making fb posts about hidden cameras in his apartment, constantly posting "evidence" for all to see, accusing people of breaking in through his walls and covertly patching the holes to hide evidence of their presence.
The last time I saw him, he came knocking on my bedroom window, telling me that he was uncovering a pedophile/organ harvesting ring, that the Regions building downtown was an FBI/CIA black site full of disappeared people in secret jail cells, and that his ex hadn't actually aborted his child, but had gone to Mexico to have the baby and sell it into slavery via the cartels. Also, back in reality, his ex is a confirmed prostitute who sells pussy at some of the nicer local hotels, and I suspect she always was and most likely was hiding her true profession to try to marry and divorce him to get a chunk of money from his rich family.
Tldr: normal guy from money becomes schizophrenic meth head after prostitute with BPD emotionally breaks him and punitively aborts his baby
Cue the accusations of infidelity, tracker apps, public humiliation, physical violence against him, nuclear fights, etc., etc., and within a year of being with her, he's a shell of a man. Crying in front of us, needing rides to work to because she won't let him use his own car, looking sickly and and depressed- aging from stress and unhappiness. He starts doing meth, which I can't say for certain she initiated but I certainly assume so.
After many months of trauma bonding and him wanting yet failing to leave her, she gets pregnant. She then makes a fb post about some rare genetic disorder and aborts it the next day without talking to him about it. She then proceeds to mock him in private, bragging about killing his baby, gloating that there was no disorder, and telling him that a piece of shite like him didn't deserve to be a father. This finally spurned him to leave her, but it broke him.
He spiraled from dabbling to becoming a full-blown tweaker who seems to have smoked himself schizophrenic. He spent many months making fb posts about hidden cameras in his apartment, constantly posting "evidence" for all to see, accusing people of breaking in through his walls and covertly patching the holes to hide evidence of their presence.
The last time I saw him, he came knocking on my bedroom window, telling me that he was uncovering a pedophile/organ harvesting ring, that the Regions building downtown was an FBI/CIA black site full of disappeared people in secret jail cells, and that his ex hadn't actually aborted his child, but had gone to Mexico to have the baby and sell it into slavery via the cartels. Also, back in reality, his ex is a confirmed prostitute who sells pussy at some of the nicer local hotels, and I suspect she always was and most likely was hiding her true profession to try to marry and divorce him to get a chunk of money from his rich family.
Tldr: normal guy from money becomes schizophrenic meth head after prostitute with BPD emotionally breaks him and punitively aborts his baby
Posted on 4/28/24 at 2:26 pm to Zendog
“friends wife wanted a divorce because he wouldn't stop dipping”
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If he dipped while dating she is wrong.
If he hid the dipping while dating he is to blame.
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If he dipped while dating she is wrong.
If he hid the dipping while dating he is to blame.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 2:34 pm to blueridgeTiger
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My second wife related the story of how she broke up with her third husband.
At least ya'll are experienced...
Posted on 4/28/24 at 2:39 pm to LAblues
Came home from deployment. Buddy found out his wife was leaving him for another dude... so he shot her then killed himself.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 2:44 pm to redstick13
Couple around the corner from us got divorced after a couple they had spent many times together on vacations with each families when the husband had an affair with the wife of the other couple...
Dude was a piece of shite narcissist who still takes selfies of himself in his forties and post them to FB pretty much 3-4 times a week.
Dude was a piece of shite narcissist who still takes selfies of himself in his forties and post them to FB pretty much 3-4 times a week.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 2:51 pm to LAblues
Friend from grad school was one of the nicest guys I’d ever met. He had multiple, hot, single girls interested in him but always turned them down because was loyal to his longtime, and now long distance girlfriend. They had been dating since freshman year of HS and he never wavered.
He graduates, starts a career, and gets married to the girl he’s been loyal to for over a decade. They start a family. Everything seems perfect.
Then, after about 8 years of marriage she decides she’s a lesbian and leaves him for her friend.
He graduates, starts a career, and gets married to the girl he’s been loyal to for over a decade. They start a family. Everything seems perfect.
Then, after about 8 years of marriage she decides she’s a lesbian and leaves him for her friend.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:20 pm to AZBadgerFan
Small town homely girl finally gets guy. Big party with all of the trimmings. She;s back home the next day. Seems he figured out that she was a hermaphrodite.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:46 pm to LAblues
One of my neighbors caught his wife buck naked riding her “gay” friend’s dick on their living room couch one night after a party. The “gay” friend had had too much to drink so he crashed on their couch. At some point the husband got up to take a leak and noticed his wife wasn’t in bed and he heard the unmistakeable sounds of fricking from the living room. He quietly walked down the hall and there they were. She tired to blame it on being drunk but the husband wasn’t buying it.
What’s crazy is I’d met this guy before at their house and he came across as a flaming homo. Guess he wasn’t as homo as he let on though.
What’s crazy is I’d met this guy before at their house and he came across as a flaming homo. Guess he wasn’t as homo as he let on though.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:56 pm to LAblues
I knew an older guy whose wife left him for his brother. 3 kids with first brother.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 5:11 pm to Quatrepot
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I knew an older guy whose wife left him for his brother. 3 kids with first brother.
Oh, brother.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 5:44 pm to stout
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Your uncle?
Maybe it was a second marriage. I don't consider my aunt's second marriage to be my uncle.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 5:47 pm to LAblues
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What’s the craziest story you’ve heard of a couple breaking up?
I know a guy who had a stroke while banging his side piece.
she called 911, rode in Ambulance to hospital.
his wife was a nurse in the ER
Posted on 4/28/24 at 5:49 pm to auggie
quote:Australians have a “grain kart” mate.
He never asked about her green card?
Posted on 4/28/24 at 6:07 pm to HoustonChick86
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Maybe it was a second marriage. I don't consider my aunt's second marriage to be my uncle.
So his aunt was the crazy woman? He didn't say his dad's ex-BIL. I'm so confused
Posted on 4/28/24 at 6:09 pm to LAblues
One of my friends called his finance the night before their wedding and told her this was a mistake and he did not want to marry her. She said well everybody is here and we should just do it. So he said ok. The next day he got married and then the following day they went and had an annulment. Married for one day but he said it does not count.
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