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My near miss experience with a squatter

Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:41 am
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
1860 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:41 am
Have some rental properties and both units at this duplex had been vacant for a few weeks while I was trying to lease them...the grass had not been cut in a few weeks during the summer so it looked like nobody was living there...I would go by every day or so just to check up on it... one day I went by the property and found a guy who had set up a tent on the back covered deck...he must have just gotten there within the last day...I told him I was going to "run an errand" and I'd be back in about 15 minutes if he was there when I got back he was going to have a big problem...he fully understood where I was going and started picking up his stuff right then...when I got back he was gone.

Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7677 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:42 am to
You sound tough man
Posted by Mett's Stache
Member since Sep 2012
407 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:42 am to
where?
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18628 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:43 am to
He’s probably inside now.
Posted by JimTiger72
Member since Jun 2023
5340 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:45 am to
This is like the argument with the garbage guy
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12436 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:45 am to
Doesn’t someone have to maintain residence for a minimum of 30 consecutive days or something to become a ‘squatter’? It’s not like someone can trespass or break in your house and call it theirs.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15211 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:45 am to
Fricke you, I was trying to sleep
Posted by tigeralum06
Member since Oct 2007
2796 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:46 am to
Mow the grass loser.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28922 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:46 am to
quote:

I told him I was going to "run an errand" and I'd be back in about 15 minutes if he was there when I got back he was going to have a big problem...he fully understood where I was going and started picking up his stuff right then...when I got back he was gone.


My God this is so cringe.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:46 am to
quote:

them...the grass had not been cut in a few weeks during the summer


And now you decide to make the thread Mr I make threads about pointless shite all the time

Sure Jan
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19364 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:50 am to
quote:

Have some rental properties and both units at this duplex had been vacant for a few weeks while I was trying to lease them...the grass had not been cut in a few weeks during the summer so it looked like nobody was living there...I would go by every day or so just to check up on it... one day I went by the property and found a guy who had set up a tent on the back covered deck...he must have just gotten there within the last day...I told him I was going to "run an errand" and I'd be back in about 15 minutes if he was there when I got back he was going to have a big problem...he fully understood where I was going and started picking up his stuff right then...when I got back he was gone.


Posted by Lush
Nola
Member since Jul 2023
503 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:50 am to
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25446 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:53 am to
If you are in Louisiana, dealing with a trespasser like that is not difficult. The laws favor the landlord as they should.

Really you shouldn't have an issue like that unless a place is left vacant for an extended period of time with nobody checking up on it.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10929 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 10:28 am to
I pissed my pants reading that...


Not from fear
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32694 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 10:30 am to
Cut the grass on your shitty blighted slums
Posted by MoLiberty
Member since Aug 2018
780 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 10:46 am to
quote:

he fully understood where I was going and started picking up his stuff right then...when I got back he was gone.


Sounds like a man who is capable of listening and following sound instructions.

I would have hired him to cut the grass and perhaps keep an eye on the property until it's rented.

Perhaps all he needs is a hand up to get back on track.
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
11200 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 10:48 am to
quote:

My near miss experience with a squatter


I did not read that right the first time.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
9902 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 10:50 am to
Good job!
Posted by Tigers4Lyfe
Member since Nov 2010
4623 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 11:44 am to
Why don't you pop for a yard guy every now and then?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 2/29/24 at 11:49 am to
quote:

My near miss experience with a squatter


Did he throw his poop at you?
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