re: Anyone Here Admit To Road Rage? Have Any Stories?

I was driving northbound on I-59 around Victoria, TX back to Lafayette. It’s a nice two lane highway with 70 mph speed limit. Hardly any traffic and I’m in the right lane with my cruise set on 75 just listening to some music and this goddamn fat white bitch in a green Dodge minivan passes me in the left lane going a couple miles an hour faster. As soon as she gets about 10 car lengths ahead of me, she merges over into the right lane ahead of me. No problem, until about a minute later she starts slowing down and I have to switch lanes to pass her at 75 mph. As I’m passing her, she starts speeding up again and is now ahead of me, so I get back over to the right lane. Two or three minutes later, she’s slowing down again and I have to switch lanes again to pass her. This time I successfully pass her and get back to the right lane again. Now she’s like over a hundred yards behind me.

Well, about 5 minutes later, here she comes again in the left lane passing me. Fat bitch on the phone. She passes me up, gets in front of me for a couple of minutes, and starts slowing again. So I pass her again for the third time. I’m fricking fuming by this point. After I pass her again, I actually sped up to 80 mph to put some distance between us.

Well I’ll be goddamn if she doesn’t start speeding up again and gets in the left lane to pass me. Well I’ve had enough of this bitch, so I get into the left lane also to block her from passing me for the fourth time. She switches lanes to the right, I switch to the right. She switches again to the left, and I did also. Then I rolled down my window and shot her the bird and shook my fist. I was so fricking mad I wanted to kill her. She finally gets the hint and slows down to a couple hundred yards behind and stays there.

I swear if she would have passed me again, I would have PIT maneuvered her fat arse. I was that fricking mad.

How can you be so fricking oblivious on the highway that you won’t use your cruise control and drive from 65 to 85 mph without noticing, and pass up the same vehicle doing a set speed four fricking times!

I hope that fat bitch has a stroke.

This is how I get rid of my pennys in my truck. Tailgate to close and get a $1 in coin tossed in the air

I had an incident one time where a lady called my company and was harassing me because I cut her off while merging. I went so unhinged I looked her up and was sending her pictures of her kids and boss and private Facebook posts to shut her up.
It went crazy. She started it. I finished it.


I also had someone follow me before and I drawed on them and they called the police.

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I braked checked a lady in a 80’s Cadillac. She braked so hard she turned sideways then overcorrected. 2 mins later she’s passing me up.

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reminds me of my mom brake checking an 18-wheeler one night. He passed us and hit his trailer brakes and smoked his tires; my mom almost shite herself. ol trucker baw won that one.

Me, skimming this thread, to see if there are any stories I initiated

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Anyone Here Admit To Road Rage? Have Any Stories?

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Early one Sunday morning on my way to set up our Saints tailgate I honked at a dude in NOLA after a few seconds of the light turning green and him not moving. I proceeded to get chased up and down canal doing at least 60. I never wanted to see a cop so bad in my life. Ended up losing him on a side street taking a fast & furious like turn as he was on the side of me swerving at me. Learned my lesson, will never again use my horn in NOLA

Had an old man try to wave me through a stop sign not too long ago. This is my pet peeve. FOLLOW THE RULES!!! I just sat there staring at him until he waved me through again. Then I just gave him a forceful middle finger. He decided to go and I yelled out of my window at home to “FOLLOW THE F’ING RULES!!!!!!

I hope you all make it to page 3 because this is a great road rage incident.

I used to live in Chicago and a buddy and I were coming back into the city from a great day playing golf and partaking in some swing oil. It was a Friday afternoon so traffic back into the city was horrible and traffic on Lake Shore Drive on a Friday afternoon is even worse. As we're slowly moving along in traffic, a convertible full of "people that annoy you" are trying at the last minute to get from the very right lane, to the very left lane in order to make their light. By doing so, they come inches away from my car, so I politely honk my horn at them to let them know that there may not be enough room. They proceed to make it all the way over and I look to my left, and these "people that annoy you" are flipping us off and calling us names. I'm not happy now, so I take a handful of change that I have in my car and throw it at the convertible. Our light turns green as I do this and theirs is red, some of the change hits the car but some of it hits the passenger and as we're driving away I hear a massive scream and some more choice words. They are stuck in the left lane and cannot come after us, my buddy and I are dying laughing at the sound of the chick screaming when she got hit with 22 cents of change.

I had a friend/co-worker who nearly lost his left arm at the elbow to road rage.

I was working at a loan company (class A, not payday) and the boss sent my buddy to go pick up a check. On the way there he po’d some guy that decided to follow him.

Buddy got concerned so he pulled into a convenience store and made the mistake of getting out of his car. The rager attacked with a machete. Rager had his wife and kid in the car with him.

Police station down the block had arrest complete before amberlamps could get buddy to the hospital. He spent almost a month inpatient and arm will never be right.

Later, I went to work as finance manager for a car dealer. Detail guy turned out to be 1st cousin of the rager.