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Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:23 am
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
12450 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:23 am
I was talking to a friend of mine at work. She's an attractive, single, forty year old woman. No pics. She was telling me that she took her son to the dermatologist the other day. Two days later the dermatologist sent her an unsolicited dick pic. I asked if this was normal and she said she's received hundreds of them. We laughed and she said she'd like to make a coffee table book of all the dick pics she's received. Kind of in the same vein as Madonna's Sex book from the early nineties.

In all seriousness, who takes a picture of their junk and sends it to someone else? At what point do in life does something think they'll be successful doing this? The only women who're into this are going to give you more than some good memories. What the frick is wrong with people?

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This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 9:35 am
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
31323 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:24 am to
quote:

She's an attractive, single, forty year old woman. No pics. She was telling me that she took her son to the dermatologist the other day. Two days later he sent her an unsolicited dick pic.


Her son took a dick pic and sent it to his mom ?

What in the frick
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59752 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:24 am to
quote:

She was telling me that she took her son to the dermatologist the other day. Two days later he sent her an unsolicited dick pic.


Why would her son do that? That's gross.
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2144 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:25 am to
Maybe he was showing her a skin condition, a-hole.
Posted by DRock88
Member since Aug 2015
9701 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:25 am to
Her own son sent her a dcik pic? What is going on?
Posted by jvargas
Member since Feb 2019
971 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:25 am to
Well that's weird for her son to send his mother a dic pic.
Posted by NorthEnd
Member since Oct 2007
2168 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:25 am to
So as a newly singlr 45 year old, should I not do this?


This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 9:26 am
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
29555 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:25 am to
quote:

She was telling me that she took her son to the dermatologist the other day. Two days later he sent her an unsolicited dick pic. I



the son or the dermatologist.

the nature of this story hinges greatly on this factor.


i know what you meant though.


When i gave both my sons their phones, i told them that i know you both will mess up and make mistakes with this and that's why there are limits for the time being.

i'm going to forgive a lot of things.

the thing that will not be forgiven is you sending your dick to a girl or getting nudes and not blocking them.

my niece went to a megachurch in the Houston area and went on a few dates with one of the pastor's sons when she was in HS and after one date, he sent a dick pick and asked for something in return. absolutely insane behavior.
This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 9:30 am
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
7838 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:25 am to
You'd be surprised. Women like Big Dicks. Its a fact.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54851 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Two days later he sent her an unsolicited dick pic.


There is more to this story, no question.

Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
51658 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:26 am to
So, you mean, the Dr. ,the actual Dermatologist, he sent her a photographic digital image of his penis after the appointment?



He must have felt pretty good about having that shite in the bag vs. Lose my job on the I'm going to hit it scale it or lose my job scale
This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 9:34 am
Posted by skidry
Member since Jul 2009
3341 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:27 am to
When you watch short videos on FB, YouTube, tik tok, etc it learns what you like. It then sends you more videos with the same content. This warps your reality.

If men are watching instawhore videos all day, I can see how they could be led to believe dick pics are the new way to pick up women.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37857 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:30 am to
Men complain about how women act, about how women have a highly inflated sense of ego, and men also send dick pics to people they just met.

Now, how did the dr get her cell number??

Men... be better. Stop sending dick pics. Stop sending women money on Only Fans. Stop acting like a desperate hard leg. Show some dad gum standards.
This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 9:31 am
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27593 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:31 am to
If the only thing that was holding her back from dating the dermatologist was her worrying about the size of the junk not being the right size. Then this either sealed the deal or sealed fate of said sender. Also, it sounds like you were friend is trying to solicit you to add to her coffee table book.
Posted by Scuttle But
Member since Nov 2023
1301 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:33 am to
quote:

Two days later he sent her an unsolicited dick pic.


Trust me. There was some heavy flirting going on and probably a lot sexting happening before she got the pic. If your friend has received hundreds of these then she's a slut.




What's her number by the way?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
37037 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:34 am to
That's appalling. Absolutely disgusting behavior.

I'm actually in the market for a new dermatologist, did she say if he's taking new patients?
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
14081 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:36 am to
So the dermatologist is taking a chance of getting put in a jackpot by sending her a dick pic? Not very smart.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
122636 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:38 am to
I'm no expert, but would guess she is cheating on you.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
18061 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:39 am to
We’re all adults here

You can use the word ‘dick’ in the thread title
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10149 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 9:40 am to
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