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Friendly reminder about dogs and fireworks.

Posted on 12/31/23 at 10:57 am
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1252 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 10:57 am
If you are unfortunate enough to have some spoiled retarded epileptic furbaby who losses their everloving shite when fireworks go off, please put the stupid motherfricker in an padded interior room with white noise making devices and doggy xanex. It's the New Year. There will br fireworks and loud noises. Do not forget that people celebrate the New Year loudly, then take to Facepalm and make a spectacle of yourself. Just remember to sedate Princess and keep here as far from the fun as possible.


Although Princes flipping out, jumping thru a plate glass window and severing her jugular would not be that bad.

Thanks. And Happy Year
Posted by Ole Boy
Member since Dec 2018
935 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:00 am to
Use that same energy for those snot nosed frick trophies you're entertaining!
Posted by RefineryRich
Member since Aug 2023
701 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:01 am to
Solid advice.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
26857 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:01 am to
My crazy dogs love them. They actually try and retrieve them once the fuses are lit.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
73735 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:05 am to
quote:

 retarded epileptic furbaby losses their everloving shite when fireworks go off

Beautiful. You nailed epileptic, but butchered "loses", and apparently can't find the comma on your keyboard.

Then there is this gem:
quote:

Although Princes flipping out,
This post was edited on 12/31/23 at 11:07 am
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:05 am to
You're damn right.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134390 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:05 am to
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MobileJosh
You seem nice...
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1252 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:08 am to
quote:

Beautiful. You nailed epileptic, but butchered "loses", and apparently can't find the comma on your keyboard.


I'm in a deer stand, <(look at that comma) typing on my phone. While your mom is giving me head. I thought I did pretty good.
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20695 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:08 am to
Also don’t forget 105% of the people in BR are veterans with PTSD so even the sounds of falling leaves will trigger them
This post was edited on 12/31/23 at 11:12 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
73735 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:08 am to
quote:

I'm in a deer stand

No excuse for shite grammar.

And my mother is afraid of heights, she'd never climb a tree.
This post was edited on 12/31/23 at 11:09 am
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
110135 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:09 am to
Same for the veterans out there complaining about it with signs in their yard
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2818 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Although Princes flipping out, jumping thru a plate glass window and severing her jugular would not be that bad.

Thanks. And Happy Year


“Auburn fan”
Checks out.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9958 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:15 am to
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This post was edited on 3/13/24 at 11:49 am
Posted by maisweh
Member since Jan 2014
4222 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:17 am to
quote:

Same for the veterans out there complaining about it with signs in their yard

No veteran I know does this. Infact, they say it's just the Karen's who make this up
White women ruin everything
Posted by AFtigerFan
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2008
3702 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:20 am to
quote:

I'm in a deer stand, <(look at that comma) typing on my phone.
A beast of a 12-point walked through while you were texting. It’s long gone now. Put down the phone and enjoy the hunting.

quote:

While your mom is giving me head.
That’s not his mom. It’s his dad that is now a tranny. Enjoy.
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6892 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 12:33 pm to
I live out in the country, I can set off dynamite if I want
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 12:38 pm to
Woo hoo. Let's blow up some Chinese junk and make loud noises.
Posted by SoFlaGuy
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Apr 2020
2974 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 12:42 pm to
I feel like Cousin Eddie wrote this.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
35469 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 1:58 pm to
Too fricking cold here to shoot off some fireworks here, should grab some anyhow.
Posted by iron banks
Destrehan
Member since Jul 2014
4194 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 2:09 pm to
Fireworks at home is like lighting cash on fire. Burn all the cash you wish to. I will give my dog it's downer.
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