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Friendly reminder about dogs and fireworks.
Posted on 12/31/23 at 10:57 am
Posted on 12/31/23 at 10:57 am
If you are unfortunate enough to have some spoiled retarded epileptic furbaby who losses their everloving shite when fireworks go off, please put the stupid motherfricker in an padded interior room with white noise making devices and doggy xanex. It's the New Year. There will br fireworks and loud noises. Do not forget that people celebrate the New Year loudly, then take to Facepalm and make a spectacle of yourself. Just remember to sedate Princess and keep here as far from the fun as possible.
Although Princes flipping out, jumping thru a plate glass window and severing her jugular would not be that bad.
Thanks. And Happy Year
Although Princes flipping out, jumping thru a plate glass window and severing her jugular would not be that bad.
Thanks. And Happy Year
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:00 am to MobileJosh
Use that same energy for those snot nosed frick trophies you're entertaining!
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:01 am to MobileJosh
My crazy dogs love them. They actually try and retrieve them once the fuses are lit.
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:05 am to MobileJosh
quote:
retarded epileptic furbaby losses their everloving shite when fireworks go off
Beautiful. You nailed epileptic, but butchered "loses", and apparently can't find the comma on your keyboard.
Then there is this gem:
quote:
Although Princes flipping out,
This post was edited on 12/31/23 at 11:07 am
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:05 am to MobileJosh
quote:You seem nice...
MobileJosh
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:08 am to LegendInMyMind
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Beautiful. You nailed epileptic, but butchered "loses", and apparently can't find the comma on your keyboard.
I'm in a deer stand, <(look at that comma) typing on my phone. While your mom is giving me head. I thought I did pretty good.
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:08 am to MobileJosh
Also don’t forget 105% of the people in BR are veterans with PTSD so even the sounds of falling leaves will trigger them
This post was edited on 12/31/23 at 11:12 am
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:08 am to MobileJosh
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I'm in a deer stand
No excuse for shite grammar.
And my mother is afraid of heights, she'd never climb a tree.
This post was edited on 12/31/23 at 11:09 am
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:09 am to MobileJosh
Same for the veterans out there complaining about it with signs in their yard
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:11 am to MobileJosh
quote:
Although Princes flipping out, jumping thru a plate glass window and severing her jugular would not be that bad.
Thanks. And Happy Year
“Auburn fan”
Checks out.
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:15 am to MobileJosh
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This post was edited on 3/13/24 at 11:49 am
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:17 am to lsupride87
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Same for the veterans out there complaining about it with signs in their yard
No veteran I know does this. Infact, they say it's just the Karen's who make this up
White women ruin everything
Posted on 12/31/23 at 11:20 am to MobileJosh
quote:A beast of a 12-point walked through while you were texting. It’s long gone now. Put down the phone and enjoy the hunting.
I'm in a deer stand, <(look at that comma) typing on my phone.
quote:That’s not his mom. It’s his dad that is now a tranny. Enjoy.
While your mom is giving me head.
Posted on 12/31/23 at 12:33 pm to MobileJosh
I live out in the country, I can set off dynamite if I want
Posted on 12/31/23 at 12:38 pm to MobileJosh
Woo hoo. Let's blow up some Chinese junk and make loud noises.
Posted on 12/31/23 at 12:42 pm to MobileJosh
I feel like Cousin Eddie wrote this.
Posted on 12/31/23 at 1:58 pm to MobileJosh
Too fricking cold here to shoot off some fireworks here, should grab some anyhow.
Posted on 12/31/23 at 2:09 pm to bad93ex
Fireworks at home is like lighting cash on fire. Burn all the cash you wish to. I will give my dog it's downer.
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