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Whoever engineered this stage deserves an award
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:55 pm to stout
Picture this.
-She parks the car
-tilts the steering wheel up
-moves the seat back
-leans toward the passenger seat
-swings left leg out
-swings right leg out
-grabs steering wheel and door panel to slide butt toward door
-leans forward to get center of gravity over thighs
-grabs b pillar and door panel and pulls body out car
-stands up and takes several minute break to catch breath
-She parks the car
-tilts the steering wheel up
-moves the seat back
-leans toward the passenger seat
-swings left leg out
-swings right leg out
-grabs steering wheel and door panel to slide butt toward door
-leans forward to get center of gravity over thighs
-grabs b pillar and door panel and pulls body out car
-stands up and takes several minute break to catch breath
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:56 pm to stout
How the frick does someone get that fat
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:58 pm to Fat and Happy
Guaranteed every one of them uses a scooter at Walmarks.
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:59 pm to stout
Think about this...
Somebody has to climb up in there and wipe her arse every time she takes a shite.
Somebody has to climb up in there and wipe her arse every time she takes a shite.
This post was edited on 12/21/23 at 5:44 am
Posted on 12/20/23 at 1:00 pm to Fat and Happy
quote:
Picture this.
-She parks the car
-tilts the steering wheel up
-moves the seat back
-leans toward the passenger seat
-swings left leg out
-swings right leg out
-grabs steering wheel and door panel to slide butt toward door
-leans forward to get center of gravity over thighs
-grabs b pillar and door panel and pulls body out car
-stands up and takes several minute break to catch breath
That thing ain't fitting behind any steering wheel.
Posted on 12/20/23 at 1:48 pm to stout
People can joke but with heels on she is really introducing point loads to would test a 50lb/sqft live load design. Probably exceeding that by a factor of 4 and getting enough deflection to stretch nails a bit and loosen floorboards.
Posted on 12/20/23 at 1:48 pm to stout
Not sure how you develop arse cheeks on the front of your thighs.
Posted on 12/20/23 at 1:49 pm to triggeredmillennial
She has a 0.00 vertical
Posted on 12/20/23 at 1:50 pm to stout
Fertile ground for DT recruiting.
Posted on 12/20/23 at 3:00 pm to stout
Be aware that as her body grew her heart remained its' same size.
Posted on 12/20/23 at 3:09 pm to stout
good news is:
our taxes won’t be paying for her lifestyle for long.
our taxes won’t be paying for her lifestyle for long.
Posted on 12/20/23 at 3:30 pm to i am dan
quote:
Think about this...
No, lets don't and say we did...
Posted on 12/20/23 at 3:30 pm to Fat and Happy
quote:
Picture this.
-She parks the car
-tilts the steering wheel up
-moves the seat back
-leans toward the passenger seat
-swings left leg out
-swings right leg out
-grabs steering wheel and door panel to slide butt toward door
-leans forward to get center of gravity over thighs
-grabs b pillar and door panel and pulls body out car
-stands up and takes several minute break to catch breath
Painted a perfect picture Add in the loud grunt that goes along with the 2nd to last step.
Posted on 12/20/23 at 3:31 pm to Fat and Happy
quote:
Picture this.
-She parks the car
-tilts the steering wheel up
-moves the seat back
-leans toward the passenger seat
-swings left leg out
-swings right leg out
-grabs steering wheel and door panel to slide butt toward door
-leans forward to get center of gravity over thighs
-grabs b pillar and door panel and pulls body out car
-stands up and takes several minute break to catch breath
How do you know this so w--
quote:
Fat and Happy
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