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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
180883 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:13 pm to
I could beat him up


invite me next year,,I'll frick his shite up
Posted by Yeti_Chaser
Member since Nov 2017
8163 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:24 pm to
Man the OT has fallen. Even the Thanksgiving thread turned into 15 pages of arguing about bringing your dog places.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65984 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:26 pm to
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I could beat him up


I think they’re about to leave. I just noticed his wife sitting there looking very worried and rocking back and forth like her anxiety is flaring up over something. She’s since went into the kitchen to get her nearly blind communist husband who’s busy redistributing leftovers to his gullet.

Maybe the drug addict lesbian cousins discussion of the erotic novel she’s reading overwhelmed her.
This post was edited on 11/23/23 at 2:27 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
92650 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:33 pm to
Well we finally fixed the water leak under the house after my uncle had the parts at his place and brought them over. Thank God cause my dad blew the toilet in guest bathroom up earlier so going to pee required a hazmat suit for anyone. My wife just went and squatted behind the barn instead

My cousin just had a baby and she asked if my wife and I were gonna have kids and I said yes we are trying for one now. My grandmother then pushes a bottle of wine our way and says “here, get drunk and go do it, it’ll happen”
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
92650 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:36 pm to
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have been discovered. Maybe I could've been more discreet in how I ate them.


I did the same with ours. And ate half the platter of summer sausage and ritz crackers
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:37 pm to
Somebody at your in-laws house needs to grow a pair and turn on the damn games
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:38 pm to
Even though all the action is clearly at Vaders thanksgiving
Posted by Yeti_Chaser
Member since Nov 2017
8163 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:47 pm to
Cousin and her husband been married for 2-3 years, high school sweethearts and all that jazz. Apparently a couple weeks ago she cheated on him with her boss' son, who might also be her best friend's husband, but that part isn't confirmed. She quit her job and is telling the family about all this.

I assume today at Thanksgiving she's gonna tell her grandmother who is an innocent holier than thou type... loses her shite when people live together before marriage, never gets any crude jokes, you know the type.
The women of course are defending the girl saying the husband stays out a lot and doesn't come home, passes out on the couch, etc.
I won't be able to make it but I wish I could be a fly on the wall for this one.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65984 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:47 pm to
It’s been entertaining for sure. The women are still talking about the books they’re reading. The running joke now is to call these romance novels “smut books”. My wife’s aunt (the one who lives here with my MIL) has declared she read a rather racy book that made her “want to find her a boyfriend”.

She’s just this side of 80.
This post was edited on 11/23/23 at 2:48 pm
Posted by captron
Occupied Sillycon Valley
Member since Jul 2018
454 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:48 pm to
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but unsure who to blame. I'll figure it out when the time comes.



The dog did it....even if you don't have a dog. That's my go to.
Posted by Monday
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2013
5027 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:50 pm to
You should get his Twitter handle and let us go to work
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
180883 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:50 pm to
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Cousin and her husband been married for 2-3 years, high school sweethearts and all that jazz. Apparently a couple weeks ago she cheated on him with her boss' son, who might also be her best friend's husband, but that part isn't confirmed. She quit her job and is telling the family about all this.

I assume today at Thanksgiving she's gonna tell her grandmother who is an innocent holier than thou type... loses her shite when people live together before marriage, never gets any crude jokes, you know the type.
The women of course are defending the girl saying the husband stays out a lot and doesn't come home, passes out on the couch, etc.
I won't be able to make it but I wish I could be a fly on the wall for this one.


this
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
134731 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:54 pm to
This could start a fight.


Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18886 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:55 pm to
Aggie SIL is drunk. Alex Azalone for the Lions is playing. She kept saying “look it is the anal zone” (kids are outside in backyard playing during this). I got sick of it and said game is in Detroit, not College Station. Aggie wife and Aggie SIL both got mad at that. My FIL laughed and made it awkward for everyone.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
140596 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:56 pm to
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The women of course are defending the girl saying the husband stays out a lot and doesn't come home, passes out on the couch, etc
women in a nutshell

They can spin absolutely anything into anything if they want to, and convince any woman within ear shot that it's all logical. It's amazing
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
47627 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:58 pm to
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They can spin absolutely anything into anything if they want to, and convince any woman within ear shot that it's all logical. It's amazing
shut up
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
50868 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:59 pm to
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This could start a fight.
could???

It certainly would
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140596 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:59 pm to
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GreenRockTiger
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 3:00 pm to
Husband cheats what a pg mfer
Wife cheats , husbands a pg mfer

Women lol
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
717 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 3:02 pm to
Is the blind communists name Brian? He looks like my cousin.
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