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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:42 pm to HeadSlash
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:42 pm to HeadSlash
While no fireworks, at least yet, there has been a rather shocking and significant update. My wife’s cousin, the drug addict, has just come out to my wife and I as lesbian. She even showed us a picture of her girlfriend, a rather large black woman. I think we’ll keep this to ourselves as the aunts would lose their minds.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:44 pm to Darth_Vader
cool
alright this has potential
alright this has potential
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:45 pm to Darth_Vader
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I think we’ll keep this to ourselves as the aunts would lose their minds.
You must share this with them.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:45 pm to Odysseus32
Stfu about your dogs. Stay home you asshats.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:46 pm to OWLFAN86
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alright this has potential
The real fireworks happened earlier between the gambling drunk aunt and the communist husband of silver hair cousin. I detailed it on the previous page.
It looks like the women folk have been distracted looking at our pics from Disney last week. I think I see my chance to turn the TV back to the game.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:47 pm to Darth_Vader
Excellent update Darth.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:50 pm to Darth_Vader
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He’s sitting over on the couch like he always does with his phone literally three inches from his face so he can see it.
Pictures please
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:51 pm to Darth_Vader
Just stand up yell loudly..... Cheryl's cousin ,,,,,,,i'm just calling your wife Cheryl ,, is a lesbian and dating a black woman and we're out of Diet Coke
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:51 pm to phil good
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Pictures please
Look back one page, I posted it there.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:53 pm to H2O Tiger
Back from the grocery store and wife is mad. Pizza place I ordered from is apparently closed even though their online system let me order. Went back to Kroger and grabbed a frozen pizza (which she said was fine) but now an entire frozen pizza is not enough food for both of us. Also bought some flowers to take over to the host and she thinks they look terrible (in fairness the pizza box did decapitate a couple when I stopped at a red light) and asked if I got them out of a dumpster.
Told her to eat all the pizza she wants and I'll have whatever's left. About to turn on football and start drinking.
Told her to eat all the pizza she wants and I'll have whatever's left. About to turn on football and start drinking.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:57 pm to H2O Tiger
Ah good. All the girls have retired to the sun room so now I can watch the game.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:58 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:I cant find it,,, I'm old,,,, help me I need to go to the shitter
Look back one page, I posted it there.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:00 pm to OWLFAN86
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Well!!!!???? how are they doing these days?
Uncle died in a car wreck. Hit a bridge by himself. Family never said if he was drunk but I think they assumed it. His wife...I have no idea.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:02 pm to OWLFAN86
You know I haven't spent Thanksgiving with family in probably 25 years, there are reasons for that
but back when my grandmother was alive was younger in high school one Thanksgiving I remember my grandmother pulling me aside and telling me stop trying to make all the crazies in our family act crazy
although she laughed and pinched me under the table,, I always sat next to her I was by far the favorite grandkid. the only unconditional love I ever had... when I did so that was probably my best Thanksgiving memory that and the Oilers beating the Cowboys on Thanksgiving Day and 79
but back when my grandmother was alive was younger in high school one Thanksgiving I remember my grandmother pulling me aside and telling me stop trying to make all the crazies in our family act crazy
although she laughed and pinched me under the table,, I always sat next to her I was by far the favorite grandkid. the only unconditional love I ever had... when I did so that was probably my best Thanksgiving memory that and the Oilers beating the Cowboys on Thanksgiving Day and 79
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:04 pm to FatBoy62
damn
when life is like a Country Song.....
when life is like a Country Song.....
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:04 pm to OWLFAN86
So I’m frying turkeys, last of 4 put in the pot,
And I walk inside and the kennel club is on the TV … immediately turned to the football game and called ‘em all communist…they are not happy with me …
And I walk inside and the kennel club is on the TV … immediately turned to the football game and called ‘em all communist…they are not happy with me …
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:05 pm to Darth_Vader
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Darth_Vader
That picture
He's definitely older than I was expecting but the phone hold and the facial expression is exactly as I imagined
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:05 pm to OWLFAN86
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cant find it,,, I'm old,,,, help me I need to go to the shitter
Here he is, the almost blind communist…
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:06 pm to glassman
I’m at home by myself. For the first time in my life I’m working on Thanksgiving. And night shift to make it worse. Wife and kids are making the rounds so I ate a grilled cheese and am watching football before I go get ready to go in.
This week has been rough. My grandmother died a few days ago, so this year I lost both my remaining grandparents. My dad’s best friend who we call “uncle” lost both his parents too. They were surrogate grandparents for my brother and I.
This was the staple of Thanksgiving for my childhood. Stay at my dad’s parents, eat lunch there. Go to my moms parents and have mid afternoon, then to my Uncles parents for dessert and football. Even though it’s been about ten years since we made those rounds, losing them all has made all those memories flood back. I’ve been on nights since the first of October, so this hasn’t been easy.
The smell of my dad’s parents house on this day is very real in my mind right now. Turkey baking, dressing cooking, macaroni, natural gas stove and oven. Macys Parade and the. John Madden and Pat Summerall on the tv in the living room. My grandfather walking in the kitchen every 5 mins because he needed a “sample.” My grandfather was fascinated with the Madden Turducken. First year dad got one and we cooked that, it became a Thanksgiving staple.
Heavy for Thanksgiving. Enjoy those moments, especially you young guys. You’ll get married, have kids, years will pass and you’ll remember those moments from the past on these days.
This week has been rough. My grandmother died a few days ago, so this year I lost both my remaining grandparents. My dad’s best friend who we call “uncle” lost both his parents too. They were surrogate grandparents for my brother and I.
This was the staple of Thanksgiving for my childhood. Stay at my dad’s parents, eat lunch there. Go to my moms parents and have mid afternoon, then to my Uncles parents for dessert and football. Even though it’s been about ten years since we made those rounds, losing them all has made all those memories flood back. I’ve been on nights since the first of October, so this hasn’t been easy.
The smell of my dad’s parents house on this day is very real in my mind right now. Turkey baking, dressing cooking, macaroni, natural gas stove and oven. Macys Parade and the. John Madden and Pat Summerall on the tv in the living room. My grandfather walking in the kitchen every 5 mins because he needed a “sample.” My grandfather was fascinated with the Madden Turducken. First year dad got one and we cooked that, it became a Thanksgiving staple.
Heavy for Thanksgiving. Enjoy those moments, especially you young guys. You’ll get married, have kids, years will pass and you’ll remember those moments from the past on these days.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:12 pm to elprez00
The women have returned to the living room. Thankfully no protests about me having on the game. Now the drug addict cousin is talking to the silver hair cousin about the erotic novel she’s reading. I’d expect ancient aunt to chime in but she’s on the love seat three feet away which means she can’t hear what they’re saying. She had fallen asleep, which made me wonder if she’d expired. But thankfully she woke up, apparently confused for a moment as to where she is at.
This post was edited on 11/23/23 at 2:23 pm
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