LSU/Bama Sayings Needed

“He stuck a finger in my booty hole”

"Pound cake is Alabama. Ooey gooey butter is LSU."

--Booger McFarland.

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If you couldn't tell I'm the football fan in the office.

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A real fan wouldn’t hafta ask this.

"STTDB"

I would rather wipe my arse with a pine cone than be a Bama fan!

If your truck has more A’s than you made in school, you’re probably an Alabama fan.

Roll Tide Roll, around the bowl and down the hole, foll tide roll…FLUSH!!!

What does an Alabama fan call his ex-wife? Sister.

We used to play a little jingle at every practice the week before the Bama game.

"Bama....Bama....Bama won't you bite my arse." And the ones not playing it, would sing it. (Dinah....Dinah....Dinah wont you blow my Horn)

And the always popular....."Around the Bowl and down the Hole, Roll Tide Roll."

Hey office guy. I remember a sign in the 70’s that read:
How is LSU like a tampon? They both hold back the crimson tide!
Prepare for a meeting with HR after you post this one on the bulletin board. And make 3 envelopes!