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re: What candy will you NOT be handing out tonight?

Posted on 10/31/23 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by JTM72
BR, LA.
Member since Mar 2014
1209 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 3:28 pm to
whoppers are a great candy
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6565 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

went to buy candy this morning


Ah, the date of Halloween was only revealed this AM. Congratulations. Pro tip, send her to the store tomorrow to buy candy for next year. Then, you'll be prepared.

I only buy candy to hand out that I'd never want to eat. Bags of whatever non chocolate stuff they have at Sam's. I may have been more generous before I started figuring out kids from neighborhoods miles away were trekking in to take advantage.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
62226 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

Im keeping all the drug laced candy for myself this year


I would never hand out the gummies
Posted by MFn GIMP
Member since Feb 2011
19489 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:13 pm to
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before I started figuring out kids from neighborhoods miles away were trekking in to take advantage.

Who cares? It's a holiday about kids going door-to-door for candy. Just give it out to whomever.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9666 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:23 pm to
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ng out kids from neighborhoods miles away were trekking in to take advantage.


I've had kids driven to my neighborhood - I;m not doing that. The other little shits that live around me - I have no interest.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6565 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:24 pm to
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Just give it out to whomever.


To me, it's about my kids, with their friends, having a fun night. It's not about me giving candy to kids that don't even go to my kids school.

The trick or treaters from other neighborhoods outnumber local (live within a 2 miles) kids 70-30-ish. It's not just a handful.
Posted by weskarl
Space City
Member since Mar 2007
5663 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:41 pm to
The GF got a 60 pack of assorted, but got the one with Twizzlers because it had gummy bears. I told her it was going to be majority twiz because they suck. Low and behold, we got an extra piece in the bunch:

Needless to say, all of the Twizzlers are now on top of the bowl
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119754 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:42 pm to
Bidens America
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79171 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:43 pm to
I will not be handing out cola and root beer flavored Bottle Caps nor coconut Long Boys. Those I will eat myself.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6565 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:44 pm to
I only see 45.9% of that candy being handed out.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3578 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:44 pm to
Any and all. Last year "trick or treaters" literally walked by our house even though the light was on. I also watched them pass others, if the people weren't sitting outside in the drive way they didn't bother. Good riddance. Lazy arse generations.
Posted by stampman
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
4922 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:46 pm to
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Name a type of candy. I will not be handing out that candy tonight.


Yep, after tonight, there should be some bigly reduced prices on holloween candy left overs at the WalMarks!!! Unbelievable jacked up prices on a lot of that stuff!
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
2969 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 6:38 pm to
No candy tonight. Handing out Vidalia onions and cans of whole kernel corn. If we run out I have 10 gallons of high fructose corn syrup we will be spraying directly into children’s mouths.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13510 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 6:40 pm to
Are you a man? Are you eating PEANUT BUTTER CUPS? What are you, gay,?


Just kidding. If inhaling peanut butter cups makes me gay, then call Jeff Gordon.
Posted by Knucklehead
Member since Oct 2018
295 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:28 pm to
An hour and a half in, and I only have had three trick or treaters.

The next few will get more Dum Dums than they would ever have imagined.
Posted by VictoryHill
Alabama
Member since Nov 2013
3216 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:45 pm to
Last year in our neighborhood we had way too many uncostumed trick-or-treaters so we aren't doing a damn thing this year. Parents driving their kids in thinking just because it's Halloween kids get free candy. Nope, the fun is in the costumes.

Lights off, as they are at pretty much every other house on the block save 2 or 3.
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
2637 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:49 pm to
I've kept the Gummi lifesavers and sweet tart ropes.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9862 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:10 pm to
Kids today have it made when it comes to trick or treating. I took my kid out and 90% of it was good stuff. Seven big treat bags and five full size candy bars. And not a single smartie or black and orange peanut butter candy. Very few tootsie rolls. He got a better haul in an hour going through our neighborhood than I ever did hoofing it for hours.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6565 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:27 pm to
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Handing out Vidalia onions and cans of whole kernel corn. If we run out I have 10 gallons of high fructose corn syrup we will be spraying directly into children’s mouths.



Made me LOL twice. Apparently it's a thing to give kids potatoes now. I don't know why.

Can you spray hot sauce into their mouths instead?
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70972 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:30 pm to
Fentanyl only for the children
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