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What made you feel old today?
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:23 pm
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:23 pm
Today is character day at my high school. I dressed up as a Jake Blues. Most of the kids thought I was Oppenheimer.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:25 pm to alajones
Did you tell them that you hate Illinois Nazis?
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:25 pm to alajones
LSU is recruiting Brandon Bass Jr.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:25 pm to alajones
quote:
Today is character day at my high school.
please tell me you are a teacher.
bc if you're a student justshutuprightnow
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:26 pm to alajones
Suzanne Somers would have been 77 yesterday
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:27 pm to tigernurse
I’m a teacher. And I guess I’m old. Many of the younger teachers thought I was MiB.
This post was edited on 10/17/23 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:29 pm to Kafka
quote:
Suzanne Somers would have been 77 yesterday
I was just about to post this. I used to have very impure thoughts about her. Olivia Newton John too. Damn I’m old.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:29 pm to alajones
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And I guess I’m old
what makes me feel old is when I wake up every dadgum day at 0400- sans alarm.
witaf is up with that nonsense.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:30 pm to alajones
I made the joke "...but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night"
The person asked why I was staying in a hotel
The person asked why I was staying in a hotel
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:32 pm to alajones
Walking 1.6 miles at a brisk pace (after a month layoff).
Make it burn, make it burn, Clarence!
Make it burn, make it burn, Clarence!
This post was edited on 10/17/23 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:35 pm to alajones
quote:
Many of the younger teachers thought I was MiB.
Did you show them your hand?
Maybe carrying a whip would've tipped them off.

Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:35 pm to alajones
So you dressed up as 1/2 of a 1980 movie duo and were surprised high school kids didn't know who you were supposed to be?
This post was edited on 10/17/23 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:37 pm to alajones
You have to admit even with tortoiseshell Wayfarers and the correct fedora and possibly even with mutton chops the costume kinda reads generic unless you look a lot like John or have an Elwood with you.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:38 pm to alajones
Called in sick when was really just hungover from watching the Astros and Monday Night Football. No party, wife was out of town and just sat on the back deck by myself, outdoor fireplace, 75” screen, and killed a 12 pack enjoying the cool weather.
This post was edited on 10/17/23 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:38 pm to alajones
I'm 3 weeks shy of 71, so just waking up does it for me now.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:40 pm to BabyTac
quote:
Called in sick when was really just hungover from watching the Astros and Monday Night Football. No party, wife was out of town and just sat on the couch by myself and killed a 12 pack.

Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:40 pm to alajones
I was in the grocery store last night and “Tomorrow” by Silverchair came over the speaker. 
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:49 pm to nvasil1
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Maybe carrying a whip would've tipped them off.
Then they would have thought he was Simon Legree from Uncle Tom's Cabin (or read it somehow as being racially insensitive) and demanded he be fired. His life and he knew it would be over.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:53 pm to BabyTac
quote:my man…
No party, wife was out of town and just sat on the back deck by myself, outdoor fireplace, 75” screen, and killed a 12 pack enjoying the cool weather.
But you gotta go in
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