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re: Morbidly obese Ole Miss security guard sucker hit a female in the neck tonight

Posted on 10/1/23 at 8:41 am to
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
5669 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 8:41 am to
What did that chick expect? She ran directly at a swinging security guard. All the space in the field and she beelines toward the one person designated to stop her.

Guy was in pure response mode. He might lose his security gig but people who think he's catching any kind of charge are nuts.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
57706 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 8:48 am to
Resume.

Security Guard, University of Miss, Sept 30, 2023-Sept 30, 2023

Defensive Tackle, LSU, Oct 1-current
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
8501 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 8:50 am to
Is that Richard Jewell?
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
6326 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 8:55 am to
Morbidly obese my arse, we used to call that husky.

Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
30681 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 9:04 am to
Would easily be LSU's best defender.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 9:05 am to
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He’s gettin fired tomorrow


Getting fired from what? His temp job with a third party vendor as a security guard? Nah
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
20533 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 9:06 am to
Rushing the field over a #13 team, she deserved it.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 9:07 am to
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If that was my daughter, I’d find out who that fatass is and make a visit to his house and beat the ever livin sheat out of him.


Maybe you should be teaching your daughter not to be an Ole Miss whore who runs on to the field after beating an average football team.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15412 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 9:09 am to
Everyone else easily evaded his fatass. I don’t feel bad for the girl that ran directly in his area
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30561 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 9:13 am to
Qunioa took me out
Posted by Elblancodiablo
Member since Sep 2023
1829 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 9:17 am to
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She ran directly at a swinging security guard. All the space in the field and she beelines toward the one person designated to stop her.


My first thought. Hard to feel sorry for that level of stupid.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
22230 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 9:18 am to
I don't understand what he hopes to accomplish. After the first ten thousand get on the field what is his endgame? To actually catch one person and hold him there? "Hey, I got this one, yall get the rest."

At some point you gotta be aware of the situation and go eat a hot dog.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
114751 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 9:20 am to
He’s making $12/hr and wanting to assert the first authority he’s ever been given in his life
Posted by Motownsix
Boise
Member since Oct 2022
2288 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 9:23 am to
Morbidly obese?

Prolly weighs about 215lbs
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
55031 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 9:24 am to
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Morbidly obese?


Without question
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 9:44 am to
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Morbidly obese? Prolly weighs about 215lbs


Is he 4’2”?
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
30258 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 10:06 am to
This is so Chris Farley like.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
13958 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 10:39 am to
To be fair, domestic violence is basically a mating ritual in Mississippi. We shouldn’t judge their culture so harshly.
Posted by hojo
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2005
1366 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 10:47 am to
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To be fair, domestic violence is basically a mating ritual in Mississippi. We shouldn’t judge their culture so harshly.




Right, Texas, the bastion of domestic bliss.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
141082 posts
Posted on 10/1/23 at 10:49 am to
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Baw could have suited up and played better than most of our lineman last night
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