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Modern Gifts from the Three Wise Men
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:44 pm
We all know that the three wise men brought baby Jesus gold, frankincense, and myrrh over 2000 years ago.
However, if Jesus was born in 2023, what gifts are the three wise men showing up with?
However, if Jesus was born in 2023, what gifts are the three wise men showing up with?
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Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:45 pm to Captain_Morgan
Bidets
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:46 pm to Captain_Morgan
Social media "likes"
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:46 pm to Captain_Morgan
Sonic gift cards, Ozempic, and a fleshlight
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:47 pm to Captain_Morgan
iphone weed and hennessy
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:50 pm to Captain_Morgan
Tiki torch, Fred Perry polo, maga hat
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:51 pm to Captain_Morgan
Some shares of bit coin... A bedtime book titled "What gender am I"... A gift certificate to "their" first dose of puberty blockers....
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:52 pm to Captain_Morgan
Ring Pop, Fidget Spinner, Stuffed Jackalope
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:52 pm to Captain_Morgan
bitcoin, an iPhone, air pods
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:52 pm to Captain_Morgan
What happened to all that wealth?
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:55 pm to Captain_Morgan
lawyers, guns and money
the shite has hit the fan
the shite has hit the fan
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:56 pm to TigerGman
Probably used it to escape to Egypt.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:57 pm to EvrybodysAllAmerican
OnlyFans subscription
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:58 pm to Captain_Morgan
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:01 pm to Captain_Morgan
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:04 pm to Captain_Morgan
quote:
We all know that the three wise men
Why are you assuming there were three wise men?
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:38 pm to Captain_Morgan
NIL money
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:43 pm to Captain_Morgan
One films a tiktok
the other twerks
while the last does donuts in a charger
BTW this is the Louisiana version. 3 wise kangz.
the other twerks
while the last does donuts in a charger
BTW this is the Louisiana version. 3 wise kangz.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:15 pm to Captain_Morgan
My mom told me that if the wise men were female, they would have brought diapers, a stroller, and casseroles.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:21 pm to donut
quote:
Why are you assuming there were three wise men?
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