Crazy Buffet on Oneal -- Review

So, I pick up my little girl, and we aren't having the family dinner thing until tonight. We're both starving, and we're passing one of the 100 signs they have posted in SBR, so I figured we'd try it out.

Upon entering (we were the only table there), we were seated, and my first impression was the usual fast food, buffet. They have sushi, hibachi (very small flat top grill they were sauteeing things on) along with the usual stuff. I wasn't brave or dumb enough to try the oysters on the half shell they had out, nor the sushi.

I got 2-3 small pieces of almost everything else, so I could have a little sample and see what was good.

NOTHING. I kid you not, only 2 things on my plate were average at best. The rest just plain sucked.

The fried rice was white rice, with little pieces of pineapple, cubed red bell pepper, and shrimp. The eggrolls tasted extremely off, tasted like the cabbage was soaked in sugar water before cooking, and the seseme chicken tasted like it was coated in honey and powdered sugar.

I can usually find at least a few things to fill up on, at any chinese buffet, no matter how bad the rest of the food is (i find most in br to be quite tasty), but this wasn't the case.

My daughter woudn't eat any of it, and wouldn't even drink the coca cola. (was turned down to be mostly syrup, i guess to get you to eat less).

I paid the bill, 18 bucks without tip, while they took the still full plates off the table, looked at my like i was crazy for not loving the food, and told me i should try the hibachi (which i got, and left all on the plate, or the sushi).

I left feeling utterly raped by this place, and headed across the street for some McDonald's chicken McNuggets (VERY much an upgrade from what I just tried to eat), so my stomach would stop eating itself.

I will never, ever, ever be going back. It's going to be CRAZY if this place makes it 1 day longer than the owners can afford to float expenses from their own pockets.