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Alpha things you do at home to set the record with your neighbors?
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:17 am
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:17 am
I will start. My grass is cut on Thursday or Friday always a day or two after all my neighbors who are old white birds who have theirs done earlier in the week.
Mine always looks better through the best days of the week and matches the golf course schedule better also.
Mine always looks better through the best days of the week and matches the golf course schedule better also.
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Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:18 am to Tvilletiger
Drop a deuce on his porch.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:18 am to Tvilletiger
I open the windows to let everyone smell what I'm cooking.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:18 am to Tvilletiger
Mow the lawn in the nude
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:19 am to Tvilletiger
I work out shirtless, barefoot and in 5" inseam shorts in my driveway
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:20 am to Tvilletiger
My neighbor refuses to get drains put in so when it's a hard rain, her water comes into my yard. That of course causes a huge mosquito issue.
So now I take all of the dog's shite and toss it by her fence. Well, the wind blows her direction and all the flies creep up her way.
So now I take all of the dog's shite and toss it by her fence. Well, the wind blows her direction and all the flies creep up her way.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:20 am to Salmon
I usually pee on their fence to keep their cats away. On their side.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:20 am to Tvilletiger
Wait. You think cutting your grass the day after your neighbor does is Alpha? That's about the most Beta brag I have seen on this site. It's soy time in Tvilletigerville
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:21 am to Tvilletiger
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This post was edited on 3/14/24 at 9:56 am
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:21 am to Tvilletiger
Fire up the 4 18's behind the sofa, while cooking for the FDB cooking challenge with my windows open.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:21 am to Tvilletiger
I can't see my neighbors from my house. I have no idea what their yards look like.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:22 am to Tvilletiger
frick their wives
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:22 am to Tvilletiger
You have neighbors close enough to know anything that goes in at your estate?
OT Poors
OT Poors
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:24 am to Tvilletiger
frick their wives of course
Edit: Dammit Yellowfin
Edit: Dammit Yellowfin
This post was edited on 8/24/23 at 10:25 am
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:24 am to Tvilletiger
I have a less adversarial relationship with my neighbor, but we still try to out-Alpha one another. he is an 80 year old Air Force + obscure three letter agency retiree. we have an ongoing, unspoken rivalry regarding who can mow further into the other's yard every weekend to (ostensibly) help the other. for awhile the competition was who could get up earlier on saturday and start mowing first. then the old bastard got smarter and started mowing fridays while i was still at work. i've mowed thursday afternoons a couple times jsut to let him know i saw what he did, but i have begrudgingly moved back to my saturday mowing schedule and given him this win.
This post was edited on 8/24/23 at 10:33 am
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:26 am to Tvilletiger
I cut my grass at 5 inches and stand in it to let everyone know….
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:26 am to Midget Death Squad
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You think cutting your grass the day after your neighbor does is Alpha?
i dont think OP even does his own grass. he said "my grass is cut", implying he is getting someone else to do the physical labor around his house. beta move.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:26 am to Tvilletiger
My grass is cut high on Wednesday and cut low, edged, and blown out on Saturday morning. Best lawn and garden in the neighborhood, bar none.
They know.
They know.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:28 am to idlewatcher
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My neighbor refuses to get drains put in so when it's a hard rain, her water comes into my yard. That of course causes a huge mosquito issue.
So now I take all of the dog's shite and toss it by her fence. Well, the wind blows her direction and all the flies creep up her way.
Seems pretty passive aggressive.
She has the right of drainage and seems like the Alpha for making you deal with it.
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:29 am to Tvilletiger
Everybody gets into Halloween decorations on my block, low key trying to out-do each other. So last year we got a very imposing 18' skeleton mummy with LED lights and it makes scary mummy noises. Outdo that, bitches
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