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In case it needs repeating…
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:16 pm
Every year!!!!!!
The season begins in a few weeks so here is my normal disclaimer.
I’m not sorry if this offends anyone, football season is upon us and this is just fair warning. . .Since the football countdown is under one month, I guess it's time to mention the pre-college football season warnings. None of these are meant to be a personal attack, but each of you have been warned.
1. I will NOT attend ANYTHING past noon on Saturdays unless you have NCAA football on a television.
1a: Television must be a minimum of 46" diagonal with a minimum resolution of 1080p. Events containing ultra-high definition televisions within a direct line of sight will take priority over those that do not.
1b. Events with LSU football take priority over all other events, regardless of TV size and definition.
1c. Events with SEC football will take priority over all other events except 1b.
2. I will be high strung, loud, and obnoxious if you are around me while LSU is playing. Things may/may not be thrown. If any of your belongings are damaged I will repair/replace them, but I will not care until after the post-game analysis.
3. I will wear PURPLE on Friday and Saturday. *No exceptions*
4. If you somehow coerce me into attending an event by having all of the prerequisites listed in (1) above, be aware that I will chant GEAUX TIGERS wherever I am and anytime I want.
4a. In the event that GEAUX TIGERS begins during a prayer, I will patiently wait until the prayer is complete before picking up the chant. After all, Jesus was a LSUTiger.
5. Weddings are for bye weeks. It's not my fault you are starting your married life proving to everyone you are a horrible planner. I won't be there but I will wish you the best of luck as soon as the game is over.
5b. *As soon as the game and the post game show are over*
6. In the event that we are watching a game together, and you are not a LSU fan, you will not cheer against LSU and I will not cheer against your crappy team. This rule can be confusing to some, but it is explained by saying that you can make positive statements for your team while not making negative cheers against LSU.
Example for (6) above: "We need a turnover. Come on (insert your team's name here), get the ball back. We need an interception. This statement is fine.
"He will fumble or throw an interception soon. He sucks." This statement will not be fine, and could result in injury.
7. If you try be cute or funny and dress my DOG* in your teams colors on Saturday I will spray paint your face PURPLE and I will not warn you to close your eyes before I do it.
Thanks for understanding everyone.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
The season begins in a few weeks so here is my normal disclaimer.
I’m not sorry if this offends anyone, football season is upon us and this is just fair warning. . .Since the football countdown is under one month, I guess it's time to mention the pre-college football season warnings. None of these are meant to be a personal attack, but each of you have been warned.
1. I will NOT attend ANYTHING past noon on Saturdays unless you have NCAA football on a television.
1a: Television must be a minimum of 46" diagonal with a minimum resolution of 1080p. Events containing ultra-high definition televisions within a direct line of sight will take priority over those that do not.
1b. Events with LSU football take priority over all other events, regardless of TV size and definition.
1c. Events with SEC football will take priority over all other events except 1b.
2. I will be high strung, loud, and obnoxious if you are around me while LSU is playing. Things may/may not be thrown. If any of your belongings are damaged I will repair/replace them, but I will not care until after the post-game analysis.
3. I will wear PURPLE on Friday and Saturday. *No exceptions*
4. If you somehow coerce me into attending an event by having all of the prerequisites listed in (1) above, be aware that I will chant GEAUX TIGERS wherever I am and anytime I want.
4a. In the event that GEAUX TIGERS begins during a prayer, I will patiently wait until the prayer is complete before picking up the chant. After all, Jesus was a LSUTiger.
5. Weddings are for bye weeks. It's not my fault you are starting your married life proving to everyone you are a horrible planner. I won't be there but I will wish you the best of luck as soon as the game is over.
5b. *As soon as the game and the post game show are over*
6. In the event that we are watching a game together, and you are not a LSU fan, you will not cheer against LSU and I will not cheer against your crappy team. This rule can be confusing to some, but it is explained by saying that you can make positive statements for your team while not making negative cheers against LSU.
Example for (6) above: "We need a turnover. Come on (insert your team's name here), get the ball back. We need an interception. This statement is fine.
"He will fumble or throw an interception soon. He sucks." This statement will not be fine, and could result in injury.
7. If you try be cute or funny and dress my DOG* in your teams colors on Saturday I will spray paint your face PURPLE and I will not warn you to close your eyes before I do it.
Thanks for understanding everyone.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:27 pm to RichJ
quote:This.
Weddings are for bye weeks. It's not my fault you are starting your married life proving to everyone you are a horrible planner. I won't be there but I will wish you the best of luck as soon as the game is over.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:40 pm to RichJ
Think you’re looking for facebook
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:46 pm to RichJ
That makes perfect sense to me.
GEAUX TIGERS!
And I'm 81.
GEAUX TIGERS!
And I'm 81.
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:50 pm to RichJ
quote:
5. Weddings are for bye weeks.
Me and my wife avoided getting married in the fall altogether and had a spring wedding. The weather was perfect and our first child was born 9 months and 2 days later
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:55 pm to RichJ
quote:
3. I will wear PURPLE on Friday and Saturday. *No exceptions*
what color are you wearing sunday for game 1? or will you make one acception and wear purple saturday and sunday for game 1!?
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:57 pm to RichJ
Share with 35 people in the next 350 minutes to be blessed with $3500!
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:05 pm to RichJ
I DO NOT AUTHORIZE FACEBOOK TO USE MY PERSONAL INFORMATION
PLEASE COPY AND PASTE AND SHARE INTO YOUR PROFILE
PLEASE COPY AND PASTE AND SHARE INTO YOUR PROFILE
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:13 pm to RichJ
quote:don’t do that to me. Don’t make it seem like it’s further away than it actually is dammit! real football start this weekend and LSU football is just a little over a week and a half away!
Since the football countdown is under one month, I guess it's time to mention the pre-college football season warnings.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:57 pm to Grad92
Obviously GOLD. Sunday is for Championship Gold.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:10 pm to RichJ
8. If you don't agree with these terms STTDB
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:19 pm to RichJ
My wife wanted a fall wedding. I demanded it be on LSU's bye. The NCAA/SEC changed the schedule for covid and our wedding was suddenly the same day as the Auburn game. That beatdown is what I remember most about my wedding.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:19 pm to RichJ
I’m convinced it’s 100% intentional to make them feel important. It’s horse girl shite.
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 2:24 pm
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