How do you tell your gf or SO that you’d like her to shed a few pounds?

start doing gym “dates” together

You start looking for another because she will leave you if you do.

Boy oh boy have you ever come to the right place asking questions just like that one.

Tell her that you want her to outlive you.

Occasionally, every woman comes home with some diet they want to do, and we as men don’t want to participate because we like our food.

The next time she comes home with a new diet embrace it fully and do it with her.

Get your niece to do the dirty work.

Just make the occasional subtle comment like instead of calling her by her name call her lard arse or fat bastard. Eventually she’ll get the message.

Give her a gym membership

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