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OK teachers, what cool or unusual student names do you have this year?
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:35 pm
I always find it entertaining at the beginning of each year because I know I'm going to hear some really cool names and some that make you scratch your head.
The student names that I really like this year are Rampage (yes, he was named after the UFC fighter Rampage Jackson), Timber, Country, Brick, a young man named Disney and a young lady named Levi (I've had male students named Levi, but never a young lady).
At another school, a teacher friend said she has a student named Master! The kicker is some teachers find it insulting and have told the principal they will not call him by that name.
IMO, the all-time weirdest name I've had was a few years ago when I taught a young lady named Chiquita, who received that name because her mother craved bananas during her pregnancy. I don't think she even liked the name.
I'm sure you guys have some crazy one too! You can't make this stuff up!
The student names that I really like this year are Rampage (yes, he was named after the UFC fighter Rampage Jackson), Timber, Country, Brick, a young man named Disney and a young lady named Levi (I've had male students named Levi, but never a young lady).
At another school, a teacher friend said she has a student named Master! The kicker is some teachers find it insulting and have told the principal they will not call him by that name.
IMO, the all-time weirdest name I've had was a few years ago when I taught a young lady named Chiquita, who received that name because her mother craved bananas during her pregnancy. I don't think she even liked the name.
I'm sure you guys have some crazy one too! You can't make this stuff up!
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:37 pm to SwampyWaters
This reads like a buzz feed article and I hate it.
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:37 pm to SwampyWaters
La-a, but the dash don't be silent
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:38 pm to SwampyWaters
LEMONJELLO AND ORANJELLO
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:38 pm to SwampyWaters
Hey Femalia, 1972 called and wants their jokes back.....
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:39 pm to SwampyWaters
quinshon and bleeker
you guess the gender
you guess the gender
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:46 pm to SwampyWaters
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Master
Whether this is real or made up, that's fricking hilarious to think about


Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:46 pm to KennabraTiger
Wow! I can honestly say I've never heard of Felonee. I would love to hear the explanation behind that name!
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:47 pm to the4thgen
It's absolutely 100% real!
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:50 pm to SwampyWaters
Shithead (pronounced Shi-theed).........I shite you not.
Posted on 8/10/23 at 3:52 pm to SwampyWaters
My wife used to teach in a bad area, my favorite one was always "Samari", pronounced Sah-Mar-Ree, named after "those guys with the swords".
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:05 pm to jyoung1
Years ago I had an Army Ranger (First and Middle name) and a Montana Colorado.
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:13 pm to SwampyWaters
Geesus Aych Cryst
What’s annoying about it is the little shite’s mom claims the “Cryst” has a “long I sound”
Smdh
What’s annoying about it is the little shite’s mom claims the “Cryst” has a “long I sound”
Smdh
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:14 pm to SwampyWaters
please tell me Master has the last name Bates
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:19 pm to nvcowboyfan
Friend has a Choctaw kid named Michael Buffalomeat.
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:21 pm to Allthatfades
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Friend has a Choctaw kid named Michael Buffalomeat.
Wonder if he went for above market value
Posted on 8/10/23 at 4:24 pm to Naked Bootleg
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