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re: Porsche edits giant Jesus statue out of 911 ad.

Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:21 pm to
Lmao imagine being a grown man and driving a car instead of a truck
Posted by Obtuse1
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:33 pm to
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Jesus drove a Lambo


The Papal Lambos usually don't stay around for long they auction them off quickly. The Ferrari's are usually kept much longer since they are a car fit for someone with God's red phone on their desk.



The 400th Enzo out of a run of 399 (immaculate conception?) was given to the Pope.





A quick lap in a Mondial

Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:36 pm to
The war on Christianity is real. Even in Portugal
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:42 pm to
I guess it's better than the clutter in Rio

Posted by Loup
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:43 pm to
omg this is persecution!

This post was edited on 8/7/23 at 12:49 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:44 pm to



The S/T is one of the most lustworthy cars Porsche has built in a long time which is saying something. Lightweight, manual, and 518 NA ponies.
Posted by billjamin
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:46 pm to
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Jesus drove a Lambo

Didn't realize Jesus was a guido.
Posted by Tempratt
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 12:49 pm to


Can it be added with an aerokit? I don't think 9xxs look right w/o one.
Posted by BlueWaffleHouse
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 1:06 pm to
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The 400th Enzo out of a run of 399 (immaculate conception?) was given to the Pope.


Ironically, it’s been proven that Ferrari just said the last one was for the Pope, but kept on making them, labeling them 1 of 399, instead of individual numbers, which is such a “Ferrari” thing to do.
Posted by MrLSU
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 1:13 pm to
Is the OT board boycotting Porsche now because I’ll need to cancel my order if so.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 1:13 pm to
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Here is the 2024 911 S/T, pricing starting at $291,650.


Being touted as one of the best sports cars ever created.

Actually have read that from a couple different sources. IWDI.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 1:17 pm to
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Wonder if anyone will even Carrera ?



Marketing team really thinking outside the boxster.
Posted by White Bear
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 1:23 pm to
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I thought Jesus sided with the Union.
Nah man. Jesus got the landscaping contract.
Posted by Obtuse1
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 1:31 pm to
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Ironically, it’s been proven that Ferrari just said the last one was for the Pope, but kept on making them, labeling them 1 of 399, instead of individual numbers, which is such a “Ferrari” thing to do.


Probably 440-450 were made, a lot of the "extra" run were likely Extracampionario cars built for VVIPs.
Posted by Nutriaitch
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 1:35 pm to
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either that is a HUGE freaking Honda, or Jesus is much shorter than I'd imagined.
Posted by Obtuse1
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 1:51 pm to
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Can it be added with an aerokit? I don't think 9xxs look right w/o one.


No, as Porsches go it has a fairly limited option list, particularly on the exterior. That still means it has a huge options list compared to most cars but you only get the one choice of wheels for example.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
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Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 2:08 pm to
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Is the OT board boycotting Porsche now because I’ll need to cancel my order if so.


I've been shopping for a new 911 (haven't placed the order yet), but the dealer in Fort Worth told me that the 911 Carrera S is on a three-year backorder.
Posted by winkchance
St. George, LA
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 2:14 pm to
This is such jackassery. They are doing it on purpose to float a balloon to see if anyone cares. Such a stupid risk to a companies bottom line.

These woke marketing people are as obsessed with religion as they are with race.

Most people don't give a crap until you point it out or remove it.
Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 8/7/23 at 2:16 pm to
fricking Nazis
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21607 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 2:41 pm to
That’s why I don’t buy porsches.
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