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re: Anyone have a bidet? (UPDATE)

Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:40 pm to
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8914 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

The OT usually has a 10 pager every month or so discussing pros and cons. Not many cons. Welcome to the club.


Yeah...I guess I should have Google it first.
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6604 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

you need an electrical outlet near your toilet.

I will definitely get one if I ever remodel my bathroom.


I have one that doesn't need any electricity. Just works by water pressure. Installed on existing toilet.
Ordered from Amazon, about $30.
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
7507 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:49 pm to
Tushy FTMFW
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27217 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

My buddies that have special toilets that squirt water on their dirty arses swear by them...one friend has an expensive Toto toilet that does it. The other has a contraption that retrofits to your current toilet. In both cases, you need an electrical outlet near your toilet.

I will definitely get one if I ever remodel my bathroom.


You only need an outlet if you want the water heated. If you're good with tap temp, you don't need anything. You basically install a splitter on your existing water intake line for your toilet to divert it when you turn on the bidet.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25403 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:56 pm to
We have something called the Tushy 3.0.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
1284 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:57 pm to
I never thought about a hot water bidet. For some reason that changes things in my mind. It’s definitely gay when heated, I think
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27217 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

I never thought about a hot water bidet. For some reason that changes things in my mind. It’s definitely gay when heated, I think


Haha yep, the fancy ones are. You have two choices: either plumb in a hot water line or have an electrical outlet to act as a heater.

Otherwise, it's incredibly fricking simple, mechanically. Though I'll admit that it's a bit brisk early on a winter morning
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
10735 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:59 pm to
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7858 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:01 pm to
1. Cleanest a-hole you’ll ever have.

2. Make sure it warms the water.

3. Seat warmer is clutch.

4. Get one that oscillates.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16901 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

Go with a Japanese style toilet seat, or toilet. Toto makes a ton. I presume that's what you meant anyway.

I love, love shitting in Japan.



Or you can spend a lot less and get one that works with any other toilet. And yeah, they work as advertised. Surprised more people don't have them.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
1284 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:02 pm to
Lol^^
Yeah that’s gay. I gotta try it
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

1. Cleanest a-hole you’ll ever have.

2. Make sure it warms the water.

3. Seat warmer is clutch.

4. Get one that oscillates.

This guy gets it
Posted by Old Hellen Yeller
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9423 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:30 pm to
I feel like a dirty arse caveman when I go somewhere without one now
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4958 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

I will be purchasing one soon.


Like the water strap-on, eh....
Posted by RockoRou
SW Miss
Member since Mar 2015
676 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:59 pm to
Kinda like sighting in your rifle, when you get it on the "butt eye", your wiping days are over. I love mine, will always have one.
Posted by fatsdominos
Member since Jul 2019
182 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 8:08 pm to
Japanese people really understand what’s important. We had an American Standard non-electric bidet for a while but after 2 weeks in Japan I ordered a Toto with all the bells and whistles. Always a great start to my day.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5613 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 8:15 pm to
A week vacation at the beach is almost torture without it.

I sat down did my business, then looked around like "well now what?"
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27782 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 8:43 pm to
Tell me more about......the bidet
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27217 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

Japanese people really understand what’s important. We had an American Standard non-electric bidet for a while but after 2 weeks in Japan I ordered a Toto with all the bells and whistles. Always a great start to my day.


Ever since I spent time in Japan, I’ve said that if I ever replace a toilet, I’m getting a fancy Japanese one. Fortunately, haven’t had to replace a toilet yet
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36524 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 8:49 pm to
Absolute game changer and will wake you up faster than a cup of coffee.
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