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re: Anyone have a bidet? (UPDATE)
Posted on 8/1/23 at 8:50 pm to JodyPlauche
Posted on 8/1/23 at 8:50 pm to JodyPlauche
Am I the only shitlord that still uses toilet paper? Why do so many men want water sprayed up their assholes
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Posted on 8/1/23 at 8:51 pm to LigerFan
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Just admit you are a uncivilized swine.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 8:54 pm to whichyalnoaboutseven
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but I have some constipation issues and sometimes I can get the jet stream at just the right angle to shoot directly into my a-hole and liquify everything in there and I can get more out!
Yep I always shoot a stream directly into the anus and it’s like a waterfall of shite coming out
This post was edited on 8/1/23 at 8:55 pm
Posted on 8/1/23 at 8:57 pm to jamiegla1
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Am I the only shitlord that still uses toilet paper? Why do so many men want water sprayed up their assholes
Excepting the couple of weirdos above me, that’s not how most people use a bidet. Think about it. The purpose is to clean yourself, not shove things into you. If you were trying to clean something, you generally spray at an angle. Same thing with a bidet.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 8:58 pm to JodyPlauche
Is bidet French for Biden?
He’s certainly washed the economy’s arse.
He’s certainly washed the economy’s arse.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:02 pm to JodyPlauche
Yes, and im always happy to see it whenever I get back from trips.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:03 pm to JodyPlauche
i have one that does hot water.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:03 pm to JodyPlauche
I've talked about getting one for years, and thanks to seeing this thread after 3 knob creeks on the rocks I finally ordered one!
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:13 pm to RT1980
Getting one tomorrow! What brand?
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:13 pm to JodyPlauche
Is it 2020 on the OT again? Who doesn't in 2023
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:13 pm to whichyalnoaboutseven
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Not only do I not use TP anymore, but I have some constipation issues and sometimes I can get the jet stream at just the right angle to shoot directly into my a-hole and liquify everything in there and I can get more out!
Was wondering if anyone else had discovered this benefit.
If you're bound up, you will love your bidet.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:14 pm to Joshjrn
If I want to clean my a-hole, I wipe it with soft and strong toilet paper. The velocity of water that it would take to clean my arse would just spray it all over my balls.
Bidets are a weird trend that people are trying to adopt from Europe bc it makes them feel good about themselves. Real men just wipe and go
Bidets are a weird trend that people are trying to adopt from Europe bc it makes them feel good about themselves. Real men just wipe and go
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:15 pm to Chicken
My buddy has always sworn by his. He got me one for Christmas a few years ago. Only problem is, whenever he visits he insists on shitting in my master bathroom. Guess I can't argue. 
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:15 pm to jamiegla1
You're wrong
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:15 pm to fjlee90
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1. Cleanest a-hole you’ll ever have.
2. Make sure it warms the water.
3. Seat warmer is clutch.
4. Get one that oscillates.
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I'm like Finch in that I only shite at home now. A regular toilet doesn't cut it.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:16 pm to Joshjrn
Toto washlets are just seat replacements, so no need to replace the entire toilet. They probably cost more than the entire toilet did, but it’s worth every penny.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:17 pm to JodyPlauche
I have a Toto Washlet seat (just as good as a free standing bidet). I also up a urinal in the primary bathroom. Love them both.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:20 pm to jamiegla1
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If I want to clean my a-hole, I wipe it with soft and strong toilet paper. The velocity of water that it would take to clean my arse would just spray it all over my balls. Bidets are a weird trend that people are trying to adopt from Europe bc it makes them feel good about themselves. Real men just wipe and go
You’ve never used a bidet, have you?
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:21 pm to JodyPlauche
No, I have peasants that wash my arse for me.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:23 pm to Joshjrn
I highly recommend Alpha bidets. They’re have two JXs. The tankless warm water is great and better priced than similar high end bidets.
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