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Best Lyn Rollins-ism of all time?

Posted on 6/14/23 at 7:41 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6616 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 7:41 pm
No contest.

“Joseph Addai is running like a wounded rhinoceros!!!!”
Posted by popig
Member since Nov 2014
191 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 7:48 pm to
Jumpier than a grasshopper in a chicken pen


















no , wait that was Jed Clampit.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
46957 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 7:52 pm to
Hanging like a Chinese balloon
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13364 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 7:57 pm to
They're all great. Lyn Rollins is just one cool cat. Much respect.
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
3974 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:03 pm to
He said the sky was the color of skim milk during a game earlier in the season. I lol’d
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21424 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:16 pm to
As nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Posted by rhinolsu
Tyler, TX
Member since Sep 2007
765 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:27 pm to
"He's hotter than a fireant on a fever blister"
Posted by Tiger1988
Houston
Member since May 2016
24624 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:31 pm to
Glad I haven’t had to listen to him the last couple weeks TBH. Ben threw up the “that breaking ball needed a blinker.” Or something like that.

BTW - If you ever lived in the country, you’ve heard all of those except the color of the sky crap. Kinda like the fever blister on a fire ant or hotter than 2 rats fricking in a wool sock. None of that is lynnism but believe what you want.
This post was edited on 6/14/23 at 8:54 pm
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56188 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:34 pm to
‘The sky is the color of a varicose veins”
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:36 pm to
Lyn Rollins sucks
Posted by PaulBurbank007
Member since Nov 2013
821 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:47 pm to
Anytime a train passes

It’s the XX:XX right on time
Posted by geauxtigs18
Member since Oct 2019
143 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:49 pm to
“He covers more ground than pine pollen” referring to Crews in the outfield earlier this year
Posted by ArkLaTexTiger
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
2475 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:51 pm to
He covers more ground than kudzu.
Posted by Fightin Okra
Member since Nov 2016
5683 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:51 pm to
Covers more ground than kudzu
Posted by Go Cat Go
East of Here
Member since Oct 2017
92 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 8:58 pm to
My favorite "He's hotter than a Rolex in a pawn shop!"
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
6651 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 9:11 pm to
When he shuts the frick up for a second
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8318 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 11:23 pm to
“His swing is sweeter than a purple popsicle.”
Posted by LCboi
Member since Mar 2015
239 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 12:00 am to
Hard as a green pine cone
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24579 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 6:11 am to
“The sky is the color of a catohula cur’s left eye.”
Posted by LPLGTiger
Member since May 2013
1605 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:31 am to
After one of the Bears bombs:
“You couldn’t find that ball with a subpoena.”
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