Boycott Bud Light

Bud light in the loafers

I boycott light beer period. Gimme the real thing…

People have to be running out of things to boycott these days.

Also, you don’t boycott “bud light”. You boycott AB InBev, the parent company.

So you need to be boycotting:

10 Barrel Brewing Co (USA)
911 (Dominican Republic)
Alexander Keith's (Canada)
Keith's IPA
Keith's White
Keith's Dark
Keith's Red
Keith's Light
Keith's Regular
Keith's Hop Series
Andes (Argentina)
Antarctica (Brazil)
Aqua Fratelli Vita (Brazil)
Babe Wines
Banded Peak (Canada)
Baviera (Paraguay)
Best Damn Brewing Company
Best Damn Root Beer
Best Damn Apple Ale
Blue Point Brewing Company (USA)
Blue Star (Canada)
Bogotá Beer Company (Colombia)
Bohemia (Brazil)
Bohemia Pilsen
Bohemia Escura
Bohemia Weiss
Bohemia Royal Ale
Bohemia Confraria
Bohemia Oaken
Bohemia (Dominican Republic)
Bohemia Light (Dominican Republic)
Brahma
Brahva Gold (Guatemala)
Brahva Beats (Guatemala)
Breckenridge Brewery (USA)
Budweiser
Budweiser Chelada
Bud Dry
Bud Extra
Bud Ice
Bud Ice Light
Bud Lime
Budweiser American Ale
Budweiser Black Crown
Budweiser Freedom Reserve
Budweiser Magnum
Budweiser Select
Budweiser Select 55
Bud Light
Bud Light Chelada
Bud Light Golden Wheat
Bud Light Lime
Bud Light Orange
Bud Light Platinum
Caracu (Brazil)
Cervecería Boliviana Nacional (Bolivia)
Bi-Cervecina El Inca
Ducal
Huari
Maltín
Paceña
Paceña Centenario
Taquiña
Cervecería Nacional (Panamá)
Atlas
Atlas Golden Light
Balboa
Balboa Ice
Malta Vigor
Cervejaria Colorado (Brazil)
Cervecerias Chile (Chile)
Cervejaria Wäls (Brazil)
Báltica (Chile)
Becker (Chile)
Cusqueña (Peru)
Devils Backbone Brewing Company (USA)
Elysian Brewing Company (USA)
Four Peaks (USA)[6]
Golden Road (USA)
Goose Island Brewery (USA)
Grupo Modelo (Mexico) Acquired in 2013
Barrilito
Corona Cero
Corona Extra
Corona Ligera
Corona Light
Cervecería Bocanegra
Cervecería Cucapá
Cervecería de Tijuana
León
Modelo Ámbar
Modelo Especial
Modelo Noche Especial
Modelo Trigo
Montejo
Negra Modelo
Pacifico Clara
Pacifico Light
Pacifico Suave
Vicky Chamoy
Vicky Chelada
Victoria
Victoria Ligera
Índica (Uruguay)
Karbach Brewing Company (USA)
Kokanee (Canada)
Kokanee
Kokanee Gold
Kokanee Light
Kokanee Frost
Kootenay True Ale
Labatt Family (Canada) Acquired in 1995
Labatt Blue
Labatt Blue Dry
Labatt Blue Light
Labatt Club
Labatt .5
Labatt Lite
Labatt Lucky Lager
Labatt 50
John Labatt Classic
Labatt Genuine
Labatt Extra Dry Lager
Labatt Wildcat
Labatt Ice
Jockey Club
Blue Star
NOTE: The U.S. version of Labatt is distributed by North American Breweries due to antitrust issues.
Lakeport Family (Canada) Acquired in 2007
Lakeport Pilsener
Lakeport Honey Lager
Lakeport Strong
Lakeport Ice
Lakeport Ale
Lakeport Light
Lakeport Red
Steeler
Brava
Wee Willy
Liber (Brazil)
Marathon (Brazil)
Michelob
Michelob Light
Michelob Honey Lager
Michelob Honey Wheat
Michelob Pale Ale
Michelob Ultra
Mill Street Brewery (Canada)
Malta Morena (Dominican Republic)
Norteña (Uruguay)
Oceánica (Uruguay)
Oland Export Ale (Canada)
Original (Brazil)
Patagonia (Argentina)
Patricia (Uruguay)
Pilsen (Paraguay)
Pilsen Ñande (Paraguay)
Pilsen Ñande Roja
Pilsen Ñande Blanca
Pilsen Ñande Negra
Pilsener (Ecuador)
Pilsener Light (Ecuador)[7]
Presidente Light (Dominican Republic)
Presidente Black (Dominican Republic)
Quilmes (Argentina)
Ron Barceló (Dominican Republic)
Schooner Lager (Canada)
Serramalte (Brazil)
Spiked Seltzer (USA)
Sukita (Brazil)
Turning Point (Canada)
Stanley Park
Hell's Gate
Veza Sur Brewing Company [8] (USA)
Wicked Weed (USA) [9]

And that’s just the brands they own in the Americas.

So edgy

Define “woke.”

I've been boycotting that horse piss for years!

Listen to your heart: it’s Four Loko time (original recipe circa 2010)

cancel culture is getting out of hand

jesus... melting over the label of a can... maybe you should worry about toughening up if that offends your delicate sensibilities

Done on taste alone. Swill.