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Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial.

Posted on 3/29/23 at 1:05 pm
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
9017 posts
Posted on 3/29/23 at 1:05 pm
More press than it deserves. She should offer the victim a life supply of her personal Vagina smelling candles. Could have been settled out of court.
This post was edited on 3/29/23 at 1:14 pm
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
5889 posts
Posted on 3/29/23 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12638 posts
Posted on 3/29/23 at 1:08 pm to
I would have no clue this is happening if it weren’t for tigerdroppings.
This post was edited on 3/29/23 at 1:12 pm
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20952 posts
Posted on 3/29/23 at 1:08 pm to
Gwyneth is doing this to clear her name, like Depp. So no reason to settle.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17537 posts
Posted on 3/29/23 at 1:08 pm to
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She should offer the victim and life supply of her personal Vagina smelling candles


Smells like her cooch? She's a bleeding heart lib...its a wonder she even washes it
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66364 posts
Posted on 3/29/23 at 1:26 pm to
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Vagina smelling candles


would be like living in a fish market.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37144 posts
Posted on 3/29/23 at 1:27 pm to
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She should offer the victim a life supply of her personal Vagina smelling candles. Could have been settled out of court.
Be honest, you started this thread bc in your head you thought this was funny?

This thread is dumb and so is your joke.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 3/29/23 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2195 posts
Posted on 3/29/23 at 1:34 pm to


She sell one that smells like her butthole.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
713 posts
Posted on 3/29/23 at 3:55 pm to
For everyone not knowing what's going on, google the clip where she states her version in her mind (on the stand).

She claims he ran into her from behind but before he was grunting and making sexual noises so she thought it was a pervert skiing into her, pressing into her body soothing himself.

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Because we all know that we all ski while grunting and press our bodies up against ski bitches on the slopes. WTF? Her version is hilarious. And when she says "it costs us a half day of skiing". THE HORROR!
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9537 posts
Posted on 3/29/23 at 4:34 pm to
Always thought her first name was weird. She not hot either.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68926 posts
Posted on 3/29/23 at 5:44 pm to
This did happen in 2016. Guy says he had brain damage, he’s 76 now.

She says he hit her. But….

quote:

Sanderson recalled a screaming woman skiing out of control and hitting him square in the back. Craig Ramon, another skier who says he’s the sole eyewitness to the collision, testified last week that he saw Paltrow hit Sanderson.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7576 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 6:01 pm to
First time I went skiing I almost got run over by the ski patrol. Scared the crap out of me.
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