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re: You can pick any person in the world

Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Mohamed Atta
"I don't need to learn how to land or take-off..."
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:20 pm to
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Deaf anorexic mute.


With big tits and a halter top.
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
11836 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:21 pm to
Some desperate guys with delusions about their sexual prowess

The reality is that they’d have a better chance with an ovulating, drunk Melissa McCarthy and even then… it’s less than 50/50
This post was edited on 2/24/23 at 3:23 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:26 pm to
Bill Vinovich

Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
3185 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:32 pm to
Vince McMahon.
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12110 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:33 pm to
If alive, George Carlin.

Today, I would choose, Samantha Mohr
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:35 pm to
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Who says she’s still with her billionaire husband in this fake scenario?
Once you've been to Paris, they ain't getting you back on the farm.

As God is her witness, she ain't never flying commercial again.
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4615 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:41 pm to
Natasha Lyonne
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
21248 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:43 pm to
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Deaf anorexic mute.


Horrible choice for a long flight. If you are gonna be a Jack arse about it you’d want to be next to someone that has something like a combination of severe anxiety and autism spectrum, that is too scared to talk to you but can sit still and binge the hell out of a tv show. A deaf mute is going to get bored as hell and they can still make sounds that will likely bother you, and if she is anorexic probably has other personal issues and not someone you want to be next to for 20 hours.

I’d probably pick someone like Kayleigh Mcenany to hear her stories and still easy on the eyes.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
37514 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:49 pm to
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Eddie Bravo, let's get weird.


“look into it”
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19515 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
30186 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 3:59 pm to
Alex Jones. By the time we get to Australia we will have identified 12 known terrorists on the plane and 3 cannibals.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
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Posted on 2/24/23 at 4:16 pm to
I boarded a Quantas 747 behind John Travolta and Kelly Preston at LAX. We flew to Brisbane Australia so Kelly would be my pick.

If you're wondering if she looked as good in person as in film she looked better in person.

This post was edited on 2/24/23 at 6:08 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 2/24/23 at 4:23 pm to
Four pages and not one of you have said Mike Rowe or Dan Carlin.

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48789 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 4:26 pm to
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Vince McMahon


Seems cool in theory, but all he does and talks about is mainly whatever is currently happening in his business. He doesn't go shopping or watch movies.

I wouldn't know any current wrestlers (I think you'd have to call them "superstars" to him, not "wrestlers") and he's forgotten and turned his back on the Eras I cared about. The only interesting shite would be to bring up shite he probably wouldn't want to talk about.

Eventually he may offer you a couple thousand to go away, so may still be worth it.

Eta

But I would like to sit next to Jim Cornette
This post was edited on 2/24/23 at 4:29 pm
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4109 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 4:41 pm to
Laura Trump
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
21276 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 5:35 pm to
A small mute.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
13465 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 5:43 pm to
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Horny Lacey Chabert
Posted by MSUDawg98
Ravens Flock
Member since Jan 2018
10730 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 5:44 pm to
Danica McKellar


This post was edited on 2/24/23 at 5:59 pm
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13558 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 5:46 pm to
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Larry David


This is awesome answer. And you know there will be at least one moment where he’ll have a meltdown about something that will provide you with some top notch entertainment
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