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John Kennedy says “Lock your doors” after balloon/ufo briefing.

Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:08 pm
Posted by Master Guilbeau
Member since Jan 2013
1120 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:08 pm
LINKWTF?
This post was edited on 2/15/23 at 3:09 pm
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9723 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:10 pm to
Oldmanbeasley’s door will remain unlocked. Whoever enters better mentally prepare themselves for what they may see.
This post was edited on 2/15/23 at 3:11 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116328 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:11 pm to
Kennedy is a funny guy. He likes to get his soundbites but was likely joking
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
5399 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:11 pm to
Zombie outbreak is coming
Posted by mightynine
Member since May 2006
1201 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:11 pm to
Apparently his speechwriters haven't yet come up with some tortured over-the-top "Southern" analogy yet and this was the best he had.
Posted by OSoBad
Member since Nov 2016
2007 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:12 pm to
ET will be defeated by a deadbolt.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4010 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:12 pm to


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Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120454 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:14 pm to
Hes fricking with them
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53141 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:14 pm to
#notmysenator


I voted for xan
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6435 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:15 pm to
I live in BR. My doors are ALWAYS locked
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8594 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:39 pm to
Senator Foghorn Leghorn with a mind frick
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5678 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 3:46 pm to
He said lock your doors TONIGHT
He said it last night
We're already fricked
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3380 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 4:23 pm to
I hope our future with aliens is more like the McDonalds dance party scene in Mac and Me.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4458 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 3:10 pm to
Need help...Call a crack head.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114069 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 3:13 pm to
If I am wrong, I will take it back, but he is a fricking goof ball. I think he likes to read his name in headlines.
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