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Texas man arrested for stealing 2 monkeys from Zoo says he'll do it again if released

Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:23 am
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14151 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:23 am
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Irvin told police that on the night of Jan. 29, he waited until dark, jumped a fence to get onto zoo grounds, cut the metal mesh of an enclosure and took the two emperor tamarin monkeys, according to arrest warrant affidavits . He then got on the city's light rail before walking to the vacant home where he said he kept his animals.


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Meanwhile police in Louisiana announced the arrest Tuesday of a 61-year-old man in the case of 12 squirrel monkeys that were discovered missing Jan. 29 from their enclosure at Zoosiana in Broussard, about 60 miles west of Baton Rouge. Police said the missing monkeys haven't yet been found.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
18626 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:25 am to
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Police said the missing monkeys haven't yet been found.


Dey in Boudreaux’s tummy yall
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80164 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:33 am to
Today I learned there is a Zoo in Broussard
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33089 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:42 am to
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Today I learned there is a Zoo in Broussard

It has a railroad but it isn’t underground.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:45 am to
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says he'll do it again if released



Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
40937 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:45 am to
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Police said the missing monkeys haven't yet been found.


Post this out of context somewhere on facebook and watch the replies roll in
This post was edited on 2/10/23 at 9:46 am
Posted by NotYourDaddy
Member since Feb 2022
213 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:49 am to
When monkey spankin gets out of control
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
37983 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:50 am to
Posted by K Baw
W Monroe
Member since Jun 2019
529 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:58 am to
Tempting
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:03 am to
There's an Oweo helper monkey platoon joke in there somewhere.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
16572 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:36 am to
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Meanwhile police in Louisiana announced the arrest Tuesday of a 61-year-old man in the case of 12 squirrel monkeys that were discovered missing Jan. 29 from their enclosure at Zoosiana in Broussard, about 60 miles west of Baton Rouge. Police said the missing monkeys haven't yet been found.


Its Louisiana, dude probably made a roux. They need to look for monkey turds.
Posted by CrimsonJazz
Member since Dec 2014
1043 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:29 am to
Gotta admire that level of honesty.
Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
2053 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:43 am to
Freeing his non sour cream citizens
One cage at a time.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:46 am to
Has he been in Broussard lately?
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
23230 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 12:09 pm to
Wheres the pic of the 61 yr old who stole the monkeys in Louisiana?
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
15690 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 12:10 pm to
Dam monkeys
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1310 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 12:24 pm to
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says he'll do it again if released


Tell him how cool the tigers, lions, or gorillas are and that he needs to have one or two of them... problem solved
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/10/23 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by KD Burner Account
Out of Bounds
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Posted on 2/10/23 at 1:45 pm to
6 bans
Posted by LolStarFishlol
Member since Jan 2023
728 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 2:39 pm to
Wait until he finds out about the UL monkey farm in New Iberia.
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