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re: Just watched "The Jerk" for the first time
Posted on 2/1/23 at 2:04 pm to Nutriaitch
Posted on 2/1/23 at 2:04 pm to Nutriaitch
HEY! This is like a.. a RIDE!
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 2:14 pm to Alt26
quote:
I still use lines today (that most people don't get).
me too, eg all i need is this....and this...
Posted on 2/1/23 at 2:45 pm to BobABooey
When I was still working, I used this a lot.
Posted on 2/1/23 at 3:33 pm to Pax Regis
"Do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?"
Do you think it's possible that someday, you could make love with me and think of him?
(Marie) Who knows, maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere
Do you think it's possible that someday, you could make love with me and think of him?
(Marie) Who knows, maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere
Posted on 2/1/23 at 3:52 pm to SFVtiger
quote:
me too, eg all i need is this....and this...
…and this ash tray….
Posted on 2/1/23 at 3:54 pm to JodyPlauche
I remember when I discovered my special purpose.
I’ll be doing that a lot.
I’ll be doing that a lot.
Posted on 2/1/23 at 4:48 pm to MasonTiger
didn't realize how many quotes i actually use until i read this thread
Posted on 2/1/23 at 7:00 pm to SFVtiger
When he licked her face I was rolling
and when he picked up that little dog to cover his arse
and when he picked up that little dog to cover his arse
Posted on 2/1/23 at 7:49 pm to McCauley
The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here! I am somebody!
Posted on 2/1/23 at 8:36 pm to beachdude
"Well I’m gonna to go then! And I don’t need any of this! I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need you! I don’t need anything... except this. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this... remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one – I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Wh-what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."
This post was edited on 2/1/23 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 2/1/23 at 8:44 pm to beachdude
I use I am somebody all the time. Also all I need is this lamp. Come to think of it I also say old wine? Bring us some new wine!
Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:49 pm to McCauley
“Hey, he’s not carnival personnel!!”
Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:56 pm to McCauley
quote:you forgot the “C’mon, Shithead” at the end
Well I’m gonna to go then! And I don’t need any of this! I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need you! I don’t need anything... except this. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this... remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one – I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Wh-what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:15 pm to McCauley
Did you find out what your special purpose was for?
Posted on 2/2/23 at 5:20 am to SingleMalt1973
"St. Louis?"
"No - Navin Johnson."
"No - Navin Johnson."
Posted on 2/2/23 at 10:18 am to McCauley
One of my all time favorites.
"He hates cans.........more cans!!"
When he runs out of his apartment naked using the dogs to cover up. Comedy gold.
"He hates cans.........more cans!!"
When he runs out of his apartment naked using the dogs to cover up. Comedy gold.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 10:27 am to McCauley
Posted on 2/2/23 at 12:02 pm to McCauley
quote:I have never seen it but after reading this thread I may need to because I am a movie quote person and these look hilarious.
probably the only grown adult who's never seen this movie.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 1:06 pm to Alt26
quote:
I still use lines today (that most people don't get).
THIS!
Posted on 2/2/23 at 1:22 pm to madamsquirrel
Lines from this movie I still use to my kids bemusement…
“I Damn Thee”
“Navin R. Johnson….sounds like a typical random bastard”
“How far you going?”
“To the end of this fence.”
“Okay!!”
“Lord loves a workin’ man, don’t trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it”
“I Damn Thee”
“Navin R. Johnson….sounds like a typical random bastard”
“How far you going?”
“To the end of this fence.”
“Okay!!”
“Lord loves a workin’ man, don’t trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it”
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