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Adult star-turned-data scientist: I had more sex than showers in 2022
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:09 pm
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A popular adult entertainer-turned-data scientist shared a shocking self admission about her hygiene, causing debate to bubble up on social media.
The mononymous Aella — once OnlyFan’s top-grossing star with a reported monthly income of $100,000 — told her 130,000 followers on Twitter that she only showered 37 times last year.
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“My 2022 in stats!,” tweeted Aella Sunday. “And some # – how many times I ___ this year.”
By her own account, Aella engaged in about twice the amount of sex as she did showers, with 63 sexual encounters last year. In fact, she did a lot of other things more than bathing last year:
Went outside: 222
Pooped: 194
Worked: 137
Socialized: 165
Took Adderall: 126
Drank alcohol: 118
Danced: 64
Had sex: 63
Cried: 59
Wrote: 51
Gamed: 44
Had a good meal: 42
Activities that fell below showering on the sex expert’s list included the amount of times she’d consumed various drugs, traveled, exercised worked out and fell ill.
The number 37 rang in the ears of habitual bathers, who noted that the average American adult takes roughly 145 showers annually, according to a 2021 Harvard survey.
“Yep, I try not to disturb my natural skin microbiome too much,” Aella responded to Twitter’s clean critics. “If I shower too often I seem to stink more! I regularly use a bidet and spot-wash my armpits and genitals tho.”
The influencer added that she also washes her face and brushes her teeth daily, and changes her sheets twice per month. But her dermatologic excuse didn’t soak in for some.
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All i gotta say is
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:11 pm to Bamboozles
Dark hair brunette (basically black
Pale skin
Nice body
Nasty
She is a goddess
EDT: what is her porn name, for research?
Pale skin
Nice body
Nasty
She is a goddess
EDT: what is her porn name, for research?
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 5:12 pm
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:12 pm to Bamboozles
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Went outside: 222
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Pooped: 194
I have no idea how these numbers could be less than 365 for anyone.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:13 pm to Bamboozles
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only showered 37 times last year.
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top-grossing
In more ways than one.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:13 pm to Bamboozles
Mental illness is rampant in America
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:13 pm to Bamboozles
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she only showered 37 times last year.
That had to be one stank arse cooch.
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with 63 sexual encounters last year.
More proof pussy is undefeated. Men are so hard up they’ll deal with the smell.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:14 pm to Bamboozles
This goes back to the thread about how cringe social media is
Nobody cares how many good meals this chick ate or how many times she went outside
Nobody cares how many good meals this chick ate or how many times she went outside
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:14 pm to Bamboozles
Love that landing strip.All natural and nasty to boot. I’m a fan
erome is your friend
erome is your friend
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:15 pm to Bamboozles
Looks like slutty Arwen from LOTR.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:16 pm to Bamboozles
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once OnlyFan’s top-grossing star
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:16 pm to Bamboozles
Cried 59 times? Sounds stable.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:18 pm to Bamboozles
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Pooped: 194
That's not healthy at all.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:19 pm to Bamboozles
.....If she doesn't shower 365 times in a year then its a no for me.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:21 pm to Bamboozles
Shower every ten days ?
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:24 pm to Bamboozles
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the average American adult takes roughly 145 showers annually, according to a 2021 Harvard survey.
I shower once a day at least.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:25 pm to Bamboozles
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changes her sheets twice per month.
This bitch nasty.
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:28 pm to Bamboozles
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the average American adult takes roughly 145 showers annually
Holy shite! That's not even 3 showers per week you nasty motherfrickers...
I know I overshower (I mean, between working out, swimming, etc., a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do). I get some folks are trying to balance things. I can see skipping 1 or even 2 times per week. If someone averaged slightly under 4 showers per week (say 200 on the nose for the year), I probably wouldn't bat an eye.
But, if these stats are correct, for every 4 (which is low acceptable in my mind), there is someone out there taking maybe 6 showers a MONTH.
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 5:29 pm
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