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Adult star-turned-data scientist: I had more sex than showers in 2022

Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:09 pm
Posted by Bamboozles
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:09 pm
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A popular adult entertainer-turned-data scientist shared a shocking self admission about her hygiene, causing debate to bubble up on social media.

The mononymous Aella — once OnlyFan’s top-grossing star with a reported monthly income of $100,000 — told her 130,000 followers on Twitter that she only showered 37 times last year.


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“My 2022 in stats!,” tweeted Aella Sunday. “And some # – how many times I ___ this year.”

By her own account, Aella engaged in about twice the amount of sex as she did showers, with 63 sexual encounters last year. In fact, she did a lot of other things more than bathing last year:


Went outside: 222
Pooped: 194
Worked: 137
Socialized: 165
Took Adderall: 126
Drank alcohol: 118
Danced: 64
Had sex: 63
Cried: 59
Wrote: 51
Gamed: 44
Had a good meal: 42

Activities that fell below showering on the sex expert’s list included the amount of times she’d consumed various drugs, traveled, exercised worked out and fell ill.

The number 37 rang in the ears of habitual bathers, who noted that the average American adult takes roughly 145 showers annually, according to a 2021 Harvard survey.

“Yep, I try not to disturb my natural skin microbiome too much,” Aella responded to Twitter’s clean critics. “If I shower too often I seem to stink more! I regularly use a bidet and spot-wash my armpits and genitals tho.”

The influencer added that she also washes her face and brushes her teeth daily, and changes her sheets twice per month. But her dermatologic excuse didn’t soak in for some.






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All i gotta say is
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:10 pm to
Wood
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:11 pm to
Dark hair brunette (basically black
Pale skin
Nice body
Nasty

She is a goddess

EDT: what is her porn name, for research?
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 5:12 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47968 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:12 pm to
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Went outside: 222

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Pooped: 194


I have no idea how these numbers could be less than 365 for anyone.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71785 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:13 pm to

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only showered 37 times last year.


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top-grossing




In more ways than one.

Posted by LSU Delts
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2556 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:13 pm to
Mental illness is rampant in America
Posted by Jyrdis
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Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:13 pm to
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she only showered 37 times last year.


That had to be one stank arse cooch.

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with 63 sexual encounters last year.


More proof pussy is undefeated. Men are so hard up they’ll deal with the smell.
Posted by Lawyered
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Member since Oct 2016
29731 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:14 pm to
This goes back to the thread about how cringe social media is

Nobody cares how many good meals this chick ate or how many times she went outside

Posted by redfish99
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Member since Aug 2007
16612 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:14 pm to
Love that landing strip.All natural and nasty to boot. I’m a fan

erome is your friend
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 5:21 pm
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4484 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:15 pm to
Looks like slutty Arwen from LOTR.

Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25725 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:16 pm to
Gross
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:16 pm to
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once OnlyFan’s top-grossing star
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Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4391 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:16 pm to
Cried 59 times? Sounds stable.
Posted by VictoryHill
Alabama
Member since Nov 2013
3217 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:18 pm to
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Pooped: 194

That's not healthy at all.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9919 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:19 pm to
.....If she doesn't shower 365 times in a year then its a no for me.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8554 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:21 pm to
Shower every ten days ?
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 5:25 pm
Posted by GeauxldMember
Member since Nov 2003
4408 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:23 pm to
Crazy skank…
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
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Member since Aug 2004
45336 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:24 pm to
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the average American adult takes roughly 145 showers annually, according to a 2021 Harvard survey.


I shower once a day at least.
Posted by tes fou
Member since Feb 2014
839 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:25 pm to
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changes her sheets twice per month.



This bitch nasty.

Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89790 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:28 pm to
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the average American adult takes roughly 145 showers annually


Holy shite! That's not even 3 showers per week you nasty motherfrickers...

I know I overshower (I mean, between working out, swimming, etc., a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do). I get some folks are trying to balance things. I can see skipping 1 or even 2 times per week. If someone averaged slightly under 4 showers per week (say 200 on the nose for the year), I probably wouldn't bat an eye.

But, if these stats are correct, for every 4 (which is low acceptable in my mind), there is someone out there taking maybe 6 showers a MONTH.
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 5:29 pm
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