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re: NYT: Want to save the planet? Only mate with short people.

Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:35 pm to
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:35 pm to
I did my part, I married a Filipina woman. Sorry, son, at least you’re funny.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:35 pm to
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She is most likely single and will probably die alone.

Scruffy could be wrong, but with progressives, the odds are in his favor.


She's married with 2 kids.

She's one of those progressives that preaches nonstop progressivism to other women while exiting the progressive world out of the backdoor.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:37 pm to
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Outside of making girls want to frick you, I agree.


A 5-5 woman doesn't know the difference between 5-10 and 6-2 and this doesn't violate my statement.


Height is ultimately relative. It's not about being 7ft, it's about being taller than the other guys.

Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:39 pm to
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A 5-5 woman doesn't know the difference between 5-10 and 6-2 and this doesn't violate my statement.


No but a woman - any size - knows the difference between 5’10 and 5’5. Since this thread is about short people and not general height, you should try to pay attention.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:42 pm to
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No but a woman - any size - knows the difference between 5’10 and 5’5. Since this thread is about short people and not general height, you should try to pay attention.




You seem a bit angry fella.


Your response to me added nothing nor contradicted my statement. I don't know whats making a snippy little bitch.

Aside from that, being rich is more powerful than being tall.
Posted by TigerMond84
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:43 pm to
Sounds like she has quite the inferiority complex.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:44 pm to
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Aside from that, being rich is more powerful than being tall.


Nah

You can walk around on bourbon street and people won’t know you’re rich or got a big dick

But they’ll sure as hell know if you’re 6’5” or something
Posted by Undertow
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:45 pm to
I’ll take a spinner if they’re handing them out.
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:46 pm to


Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:47 pm to
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You can walk around on bourbon street and people won’t know you’re rich or got a big dick


You must not know the right women then.


Women know which dudes have money.

I bet the attractiveness of female partners correlates more towards the income of their partner than height.
This post was edited on 1/2/23 at 7:48 pm
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:49 pm to
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bet the attractiveness of female partners correlates more towards the income of their partner than height.


You’re still a lil bitch, Squeak.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37345 posts
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:51 pm to
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The future I envision is different: I want my children’s children to know the value of short. I want them to call themselves “short drinks of water” with “legs for minutes.” While one yells, “I’m the shortest,” I hope the other will bend his knees to gain an advantage, shouting, “No, I’m the shortest!”


How regular sized of her.

Posted by saint tiger225
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:52 pm to
Dude's shirt
Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:55 pm to
Short people ain't got no reason to live -R. Newman
Posted by SeaBass23
VA
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:01 pm to
#StopTallHate
Posted by Cobra Tate
Dubai
Member since Nov 2022
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:02 pm to
Why are liberal women always so fugly
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
10151 posts
Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:07 pm to
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When you mate with shorter people, you’re potentially saving the planet by shrinking the needs of subsequent generations.

Line forms to the right ladies...I'm willing to do my part.


Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:36 pm to
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She's Jewish and from New York, so I doubt it.


OK, OK... Brooklyn Chad. He's 5'10" and he made two whole free throws in an after-work basketball game once.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58133 posts
Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:40 pm to
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I'm becoming more convinced every day that most of the Leftist movement is a giant contest to see what stupid isht they can get people to do/believe.


Can you guys really not spot an obviously satirical article when you see one?

It even ends w/this

quote:

The future I envision is different: I want my children’s children to know the value of short. I want them to call themselves “short drinks of water” with “legs for minutes.” While one yells, “I’m the shortest,” I hope the other will bend his knees to gain an advantage, shouting, “No, I’m the shortest!”


It's just a joke article from the opinion section. at all you taking it seriously.
This post was edited on 1/2/23 at 8:45 pm
Posted by tigersownall
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:44 pm to
Rejoice boys
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