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Pert Plus Shampoo changed their formula...and not in a good way

Posted on 12/2/22 at 11:59 am
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
24419 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 11:59 am
I owed Dhillip some money so I gifted him an unopened bottle of Pert Plus that I had recently acquired. I knew it was his favorite shampoo and conditioner combo and he always appreciated the easy to follow directions on the back.

Anyhow, he informs me yesterday that there is something wrong with the Pert...he said it was runny and it smells bad. He brought it over to my house to show me and it indeed smells differently than the shampoo I enjoyed in my youth.

Has anyone else noticed that the Pert formula changed? There are reviews all over the internet complaining about the change. For people that have been using Pert for 30+ years, they are now suddenly lost and wondering what to do.

And now I have decide if i make Dhillip take it back to the store to get a refund or if the right thing to do is for me to handle it.

Thoughts?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79581 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 11:59 am to
What does Kalunda (not his real name) think?
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4745 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:01 pm to
Just switch to Prell.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83152 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

Has anyone else noticed that the Pert formula changed? There are reviews all over the internet complaining about the change. For people that have been using Pert for 30+ years, they are now suddenly lost and wondering what to do.



stop wanking it into the Pert bottle baw!
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:02 pm to
Is this your way of asking for a friend post?
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17333 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:03 pm to
Use Strawberry Suave like a real man
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
57008 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:03 pm to
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:06 pm to
Just use Suave and be done w/it.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
13656 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:06 pm to
He used it for masturbatory purposes didn’t he?

Then deposited his seed into the bottle. Claiming something was wrong with your gift, he squirted the soiled shampoo into your hand and you held it up to your face to smell it.

That Dhillip has always been a bit of a pervy pranskter.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
23239 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24357 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

he said it was runny


Was it made by the Hubig people?
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
8624 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:07 pm to
Suave 2 in 1 for the win

Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
9258 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

Chicken
quote:

I owed Dhillip some money so I gifted him an unopened bottle of Pert Plus that I had recently acquired. I knew it was his favorite shampoo and conditioner combo and he always appreciated the easy to follow directions on the back.

Anyhow, he informs me yesterday that there is something wrong with the Pert...he said it was runny and it smells bad. He brought it over to my house to show me and it indeed smells differently than the shampoo I enjoyed in my youth.

Has anyone else noticed that the Pert formula changed? There are reviews all over the internet complaining about the change. For people that have been using Pert for 30+ years, they are now suddenly lost and wondering what to do.

And now I have decide if i make Dhillip take it back to the store to get a refund or if the right thing to do is for me to handle it.

Thoughts?


Did you mean to send this from one of the many "troll" accounts you utilize to generate both good and bad traffic?







Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
65816 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:08 pm to
Could always be worse. Shampoo could have turned your hair orange.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
24419 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Suave 2 in 1 for the win
does anyone else concur?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83152 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

does anyone else concur?



Rico Suave' does
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66422 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:17 pm to
Thank God you didn't give it to Owlvis and risk messing up that beautiful mane.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:18 pm to
I believe an even change would be:
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130274 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:19 pm to
Since covid I only shower with purell.
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
2814 posts
Posted on 12/2/22 at 12:20 pm to
I've been using Pert for as long as I can remember. I haven't noticed any changes.
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