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“Perkatory”-the state of limbo between when the ball is snapped and When HP40 finds you

Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:12 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130124 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:12 pm
Luckily it doesn’t last very long

Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
6531 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:15 pm to
Someone please make it stop
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:17 pm to


fricking hilarious!
This post was edited on 11/16/22 at 12:18 pm
Posted by Peterson Was In
Member since Sep 2021
353 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:18 pm to
Come on now, why not perk up and enjoy it
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
7879 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:24 pm to
I don’t hate this one
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79571 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:24 pm to
Pushing the ref out the way was... ill advised
Posted by lsufb1912
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2021
5965 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:26 pm to
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fr33manator


You must be on Perkocets.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9590 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:27 pm to
PERfect Nickname
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
18208 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:29 pm to
There’s perks to being good with words.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130124 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

PERfect Nickname



It’s not a nickname. It’s describing a State of Perkdition that QBs exist in. It is inevitable, Perkules will find you, you will be weighed, measured and found wanting.
This post was edited on 11/16/22 at 12:33 pm
Posted by TheBaker
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2004
4570 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

Someone please make it stop


I get a kick out of this sorry, sarcastic cry for help while attempting to be funny. I visualize this fat, pussified dude lying in a fetal position in the corner of his mother’s house crying while covering his ears. That guy is you so stop being dramatic. If it terrifies you, then move on to the next thread.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45474 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Someone please make it stop

Nah, this one is creative and good. I approve.
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
18905 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

PERfect


PERfeKt
Posted by Geaux62
Member since Jan 2020
521 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 1:12 pm to
He has Perkasonic speed!
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
38034 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 1:13 pm to
Good one Fr33
Posted by meauxcheeks
under your bed
Member since Sep 2008
616 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 1:21 pm to
Watching Perkins' play on the field, I envision a Cheetah, stalking around until time to run, and ultimately catching its prey.
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
9243 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 1:24 pm to
Perkulees mde me chuckle, but you may be onto something here with Perkatory!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130124 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 1:30 pm to
Harold is a really good name for him.

For what is a Herald?

A harbinger (a term I LOVE). Something that fortells


quote:

harbinger \HAHR-bun-jer\

noun. 1 : one that initiates a major change : a person or thing that originates or helps open up a new activity, method, or technology : pioneer. 2 : something that foreshadows a future event : something that gives an anticipatory sign of what is to come


So, if you allow me some literary license and wordplay,



His name means “harbinger of judgement”.

He is the vanguard. The tip of the spear with which giants are slain.

Posted by mcspufftiger7
Member since Oct 2020
2673 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 2:54 pm to
Perricane?
Posted by KC Tiger
Member since Sep 2006
4669 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Someone please make it stop


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