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Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:05 am to rebeloke
quote:
True Southern sayings
Only southerners know these 2 quantities/distances - a "mess" and "a ways"....I caught a mess of specks....where I was asked......a ways up there
Posted on 12/15/23 at 8:51 am to Wtodd
Heard someone say:
“It was so quiet you could hear a rat pissing on a tree”
Not gonna lie, I ROFL’d after hearing that.
“It was so quiet you could hear a rat pissing on a tree”
Not gonna lie, I ROFL’d after hearing that.
This post was edited on 12/15/23 at 11:43 am
Posted on 12/15/23 at 8:57 am to Lutcher Lad
Cut the light on
Posted on 12/15/23 at 8:59 am to OlGrandad
quote:
If that aint true, grits aint groceries.
"I am going to legalize selling pussy. Pussy will sell. If pussy won't sell then grits ain't groceries, eggs ain't poultry, and Mona Lisa was a motherfricking man."
-Dolomite (I think)
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:54 pm to rebeloke
Momma and dem*
Get it right Yankee
Naw it's "How ya'll, how's mommer n them?
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:20 pm to rebeloke
Suckin hind tit
fricked up as a football bat
Ate up with the dumbass
fricked up as a football bat
Ate up with the dumbass
This post was edited on 12/15/23 at 10:24 pm
Posted on 12/15/23 at 11:23 pm to tylerlsu2008
Cut a rug
Surprised nobody said this one
Surprised nobody said this one
Posted on 12/15/23 at 11:54 pm to justaniceguy
If someplace was hard to get into my papaw would say” it’s tight as a nun’s count.”
Posted on 12/16/23 at 12:01 am to rebeloke
I had a supervisor from Mississippi that had two that always cracked me up and I've incorporated them into my own repertoire:
"That's mighty white of ya"-compliment
"You wrong as two boys fricking"-not a compliment
"That's mighty white of ya"-compliment
"You wrong as two boys fricking"-not a compliment
Posted on 12/16/23 at 12:48 am to northshorebamaman
Hanging in there like hair on a biscuit.
Posted on 12/16/23 at 12:57 am to rebeloke
"That'll learn ya'" - and it always did...
Posted on 12/16/23 at 6:48 am to rebeloke
'Like boots on a rooster' - used to describe something that fits perfect
Sweating like a whore in church
Sweating like a whore in church
Posted on 12/16/23 at 6:51 am to rebeloke
Starting bold statements with, “Let me tell you something…”.
Posted on 12/16/23 at 7:06 am to rebeloke
*sun is shining while it is raining*
Me - "Hey - the devil is beating his wife"
Non-southerners in my friend group -
Me - "Hey - the devil is beating his wife"
Non-southerners in my friend group -
Posted on 12/16/23 at 7:17 am to rebeloke
“There is something in the wood pile somewhere”
Posted on 12/16/23 at 7:18 am to rebeloke
That's a Geaux tigers.
My anaconda don't want none unless you got some son.
I laughed my arse off when I heard a cousin in law respond to me asking if he wanted to break open some good scotch with
"Is a pig's pussy pork?"
My anaconda don't want none unless you got some son.
I laughed my arse off when I heard a cousin in law respond to me asking if he wanted to break open some good scotch with
"Is a pig's pussy pork?"
This post was edited on 12/16/23 at 7:22 am
Posted on 12/16/23 at 7:28 am to fr33manator
“Don’t worry about the mule, just load the wagon.”
Posted on 12/16/23 at 7:29 am to rebeloke
Beabida
Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:05 am to rebeloke
shite or get off the pot.
Fixin' to do the warsh.
Fixin' to do the warsh.
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