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Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:25 am
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17625 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:25 am
I have my first colonoscopy ever scheduled for 8:30 this morning. Is it customary to shave around the point of entry before going? About to hop in the shower and need to know.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33137 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:25 am to
You haven’t shaved AND bleached?

Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37759 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:25 am to
They didn't give you instructions?
Posted by tigerinexile
The greatest parish
Member since Sep 2004
1515 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:25 am to
No let them weave their way through
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
34357 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:26 am to
You should shave all your body hair just to be safe
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
10641 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:26 am to
Absolutely. Get it knocked out bruh. Good luck.
Posted by Pitch To Johnny
Houston
Member since Jun 2015
4243 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:27 am to
Not sure if serious but come as you are.

Without seeing you I can guarantee your Dr has seen worse. And if they haven't you'll be passed out while they make fun of you anyway
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60258 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:27 am to
Definitely
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133034 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:27 am to
When I shave my arse you could knit an afghan from it.

Posted by Chromdome35
Fast lane, behind a slow driver
Member since Nov 2010
7921 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:30 am to
Good luck, I almost died after my last scope.

They took out a couple of polyps, and cauterized the spots...one of the "scabs" came loose and I almost bleed to death. Had to have a 2nd emergency scope to fix it in the ICU. What really sucked is I was scheduled to fly out to Punta Cana that morning on an all-expenses-paid company reward trip.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
62431 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:33 am to
No, you don't need to shave your bunghole.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22834 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:33 am to
Congrats on the upcoming sodomy with a foreign object.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52919 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:33 am to
I'm supposed to get my first one in a few months
Posted by Big Daddy Kayne
Member since May 2020
437 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:35 am to
Don't forget the best part is the prep the night before.
Posted by hey benji
new orleans
Member since Sep 2013
444 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:40 am to
Serious question.

I’m 42. When should I be looking to schedule my first colonoscopy?
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101190 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:43 am to
Lol
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27239 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:46 am to
How you gonna shave your own arse hole dummy, you gonna bend over with your head between your legs ?

Get your boyfriend to do it
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
8165 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:47 am to
quote:

I’m 42. When should I be looking to schedule my first colonoscopy?



It’s probable that it’s already too late. Hookers and blow should be on your short list, baw.
This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 7:55 am
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52919 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:50 am to
quote:

I’m 42. When should I be looking to schedule my first colonoscopy?

45 now
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
53628 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:50 am to
For prep, ask for the pills to take instead of that nasty powder you have to drink
It was awful
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