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Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:06 am
Posted by selfgen
youngsville
Member since Aug 2006
1162 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:06 am
Just a quick question for those who have more experience with animal behavior. I’m having an issue with neighbors dog defecating on my lawn. The neighbor says he’ll get a leash ( brilliant idea, genius ) to prevent this from continuing, but I’m just curious about something: if I am in my yard when the dog comes along , I chase it off when it tries to do it on my lawn. By doing this, does that mean when I am NOT in my yard the dog is encouraged to use my lawn because the opportunity is there since there is no deterrent or does my “shooing away” the dog occasionally teach it that my lawn is “verboten”? That’s a good question, ain’t it? Because I’m not sure which action by me works better.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73540 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:07 am to
throw the shite in the neighbor's yard

then frick his wife
This post was edited on 8/31/22 at 8:10 am
Posted by Puddenn32
In da LP
Member since Oct 2018
713 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:09 am to
I would say you need to go defecate on your neighbors lawn. This will show him and the dog that you mean business.
You must assert dominance quickly
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48110 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:10 am to
Smear the shite on his home's door handles.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68464 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:11 am to
Bag it and put it on the neighbor's Welcome mat
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
51911 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:11 am to
In scaring the dog away you may make him run into street or scared of other people
I’d talk to the neighbor again, guessing neighborhood, is there an HOA or are you in city limits to get animal control involved?
Don’t be mean to dog because owner is an arse
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41295 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:11 am to
Build a fence
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32254 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:11 am to
Good fences make good neighbors...

Posted by Tigernation1290
Member since Aug 2022
130 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:12 am to
shite my neighbors dog is able to jump over my 6ft fence. It’s incredible
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73540 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:12 am to
quote:

Don’t be mean to dog because owner is an arse

Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48110 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:12 am to
quote:

Bag it and put it on the neighbor's Welcome mat


Set it on fire.
Ring doorbell.
Run.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59057 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:16 am to
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The neighbor says he’ll get a leash


The neighbor should apologize and go pick the dogs shite up. If he does not, go shove it back into his yard.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78022 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:18 am to
quote:

Bag it and put it on the neighbor's Welcome mat
This, except no bag.
Posted by MasterJSchroeder
Berwick
Member since Nov 2020
1228 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:20 am to
WHat kind of dog? Where do you live? (In or Out of Town)
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
898 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:20 am to
Paintball gun.

Throw the crap against the neighbors house or bag it and put it behind his car tires. Your neighbor obviously doesn't respect you enough to correct the problem, no need to show him any.

People walking their dogs in our neighborhood don't like to clean it up either. Guy tried to leave his poop, played the I don't have a bag with me. Gave him a bag and told him I know which house is yours and you won't like it if I bring you the poop. He cleaned it up and slunked away.
This post was edited on 8/31/22 at 8:24 am
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
1931 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:20 am to
these threads are silly, just go talk to your neighbor and handle it. pretty simple
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
8074 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:21 am to
shite on the neighbors wife
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7084 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:23 am to
I've had a cat come over and vomit in my yard. I got my red ryder BB gun and started tacking his arse.

Unfortunately I ended up taking his eye out. So now he's got 1 eye, but he doesn't come around anymore.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33036 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:24 am to
I'm trying to train my own dog to NOT shite on the sidewalk. Pupper is afraid of grass.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49088 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 8:24 am to
Why don’t you ask the dog to kindly stop pooping on your lawn and to stay off it even when you’re not there? Did you try that yet?
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