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re: You ever suddenly realize your wife is a hoe?

Posted on 8/4/22 at 9:05 am to
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9388 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 9:05 am to
There's a song about your wife...
YouTube
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38244 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 9:19 am to
If you’re having suicidal thoughts or thoughts of self-harm please please please call 988
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47532 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 9:21 am to
quote:

I’ll probably be dead tomorrow. Send you an invite to the funeral.


Cheffff Freee! Are you okay? Hope you made it through the night and come back here for some catharsis.

Two life lessons about women:

1. Dem Hoes ain't loyal.
2. There ain't no woman in the world that another woman can't make you forget.
This post was edited on 8/4/22 at 9:22 am
Posted by foosball
Member since Nov 2021
1909 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 9:29 am to
quote:

seam like it


This post was edited on 8/4/22 at 9:30 am
Posted by ntrcptr
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
636 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 9:56 am to
quote:

I realized it when this one time I found her sandwiched between these two Finnish dwarves and some Maori tribesmen. It was that moment where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.”


You, Sir, are quite the wordsmith. Thanks for the giggle...
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18928 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 9:57 am to
quote:

quite the wordsmith


More of a movie fan. That's a quote from Zoolander.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5864 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:07 am to
Chef can you check in with us?

I'm a little disappointed no one took this comment seriously late last night. Normally the OT is better about that kind of thing. If someone says something about killing themselves or wishing they were dead at 1am ish in the morning, that's normally a call for help.
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
2948 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:12 am to
My ex fricked a coworker…I hooked up with his wife and fricked her a few times. Thankfully she lived a few hours away, cause I didn’t want a relationship.

Divorced the bitch, moved on. Biggest advantage is that we didn’t have a kid. Clean break.

It will pass.
Posted by Chef Free Gold Bloom
Wherever I’m needed
Member since Dec 2019
1364 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:12 am to
I’m fricking fine.

Catch you on the flip side.
This post was edited on 8/4/22 at 10:13 am
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22185 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:13 am to
quote:

I hooked up with his wife and fricked her a few times.


What the story here?
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5864 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:13 am to
Dude, leave her if you are unhappy about what she does. Don't ever stay in a relationship with a hoe, or with you unhappy. And don't ever think the world is better off without you. That's not the case.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22185 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:14 am to
Why'd you delete the wikitiger pineapple reference?
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
2948 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:16 am to
quote:

What the story here?


When I found text messages on her phone, I somehow tracked down dudes home phone number and called. Eventually his wife got back to me. She already had caught him a week or more prior.

We met a few times here and there…it was that simple. Only she got more attached than I was.
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11441 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:17 am to
Sorry dude. I've been in your shoes. Don't hurt yourself. That feeling will pass. Go get some professional help and then decide if you want to stick around. It sucks. The memories won't ever go away and you'll need to decide it you're willing to live with that forever.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22185 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:19 am to
But how did you convince her is my question? She was just wanting to get back at him?
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5864 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:21 am to
quote:

I’m fricking fine.

Catch you on the flip side.


No. You aren't unless trolling. Talk to us. What happened?
Posted by ewilliams000
Castor Springs
Member since Feb 2012
1957 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:29 am to
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This post was edited on 8/5/22 at 9:36 am
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:29 am to






In the movie I'm pretty sure he shot his wife and Jody before blowing his brains out.

FYI. I would take a different route than shooting people and then yourself. If the problem can't be solved, then divorce her and go on a long vacation. Then maybe buy some land in the country, build a small house with a workshop and enjoy life.

Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24843 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:32 am to
Is it "ho" or "hoe"?

Posted by Triggerr
Member since Jul 2013
1893 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 10:34 am to
No, but I realized a buddys wife was a hoe at the end of their marriage. That was interesting.
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