Spiders in cars

Scorpions eat spiders so yea, load your cars up with scorpions

ETA: what type of spiders are we talking?

Leave them in the hot sun.

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Every fricking time I decide to take them for a drive the damn spiders are all like, "Hey dude. Nice place. Don't change a thing."

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You're like our very own goddam Harry Potter, you speak to spiders.

Bet you've got plenty of stories about the special school you went to that we don't want to hear.

Learn karate
They’ll know not to frick with you anymore

My brother had a car that he’d park outside. A colony of ants found its way in and made a nest under the passenger side floor mat.

But, the car was entirely free of spiders. Give ants a try.

I had one scary SOB pop down from my sun visor and just sat in front of my face while I was driving.
Somehow managed to knock it to the passenger side without running off the road.

Went and bought that Home Defense spray and got around the floors, doors, windows and sun visors.

Next day I found to dead ones and after that no problems

We discovered a thriving community of spiders at the camp after one landed on my face as i slept. I am traumatized and humiliated.

Once my wife was able to control her laughter at my dramatic reaction to taking a spider to the face, she got her "Miss Muffets Revenge" spider spray and cleared the camp of all such critters.

As she sprayed, she also cursed them out, lectured them and promised to kill all their relatives too because they had crossed the line with her when they touched me. I stood back in shock and awe.

Invest in some Miss Muffets spray. Its available in many places. Lecture them loudly and threaten the spiders while spraying for best results.

I have a nice web across my navigation screen but I haven't seen the perp. I can't destroy a work of art like that

Black widow spiders like sunroofs. Ask me how I know.