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Christopher Columbus was a dick

Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:21 pm
Posted by Newrow
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:21 pm
Or maybe a fanook?

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“They have no iron. Their spears are made of cane…They would make fine servants … With 50 men, we could subjugate them and make them do whatever we want.”


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On his way back from his first voyage he penned a letter to “Their Catholic Highnesses” Ferdinand and Isabella, promising “as much gold as they want …spices and cotton, as much as their Highnesses shall command … and slaves, as many as they shall order, who will be idolators.”


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Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:22 pm to
What’s a fanook
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
73008 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:22 pm to
It was a different time. /story
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29501 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:23 pm to
He was a man of his time - nothing more, nothing less.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:24 pm to
Columbus was such a shitty explorer that when Amerigo Vespucci showed up in 1493, he immeditately understood that Columbus had not landed on the East Indies.
Posted by Newrow
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:25 pm to
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What’s a fanook


If you to have ask…
This post was edited on 7/17/22 at 8:31 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104632 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:26 pm to
The Spaniards (I know Columbus was Italian but he was working for Spain) who conquered the New World were a motley assortment of petty and not so petty criminals, social climbers looking for a way up, shysters on the make, illegitimate offspring of nobility and mercenaries in search of the next war. They were real pieces of work, but that's par for the course for an endeavour like this.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7924 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:26 pm to
I blame most of my problems on the curse of a familial legacy that goes back 600 years
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:27 pm to
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Newrow


Super edgy and original take bruh.

Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:27 pm to
I'm still glad he came over
Posted by Newrow
Member since Oct 2017
946 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

Super edgy and original take bruh.


Thanks baw
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:29 pm to
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He was a man of his time - nothing more, nothing less.


And yet the very men of his time found his tactics so brutal that they recommended his removal from office as the Governor of the Indies.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

He was a man of his time - nothing more, nothing less.


Columbus’s conduct in the Caribbean was controversial even in his own time among his contemporaries.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:29 pm to
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and slaves, as many as they shall order, who will be idolators.”


This is an important point. If they had been Christians, the Spaniards would have been obliged to treat them humanely. Since they were heathens, the Spaniards were under no such obligation. That's why there was quite a bit of tension between the Conquistadores and the Catholic missionaries who followed after them.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:30 pm to
He wasn’t wrong.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:30 pm to
He went and surveyed and found a land they could conquer and exploit

It’s been done since the dawn of time
Posted by Geauxnoose
Member since Dec 2015
545 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:31 pm to
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15506 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

What’s a fanook

Tell me you've never watched The Sopranos without ever telling me you've never watched The Sopranos.

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
195480 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

He wasn’t wrong.


Had we taken his advice to taken then slaves from Mexico we wouldn't have a drug problem in America
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17360 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:34 pm to
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