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Pretend every city Louisiana showed up at a party.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:07 pm
Take off of a Reddit thread concerning Georgia.
It's reddit, not sure if links are allowed here.
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Peachtree city showed up with the cops.
Driving a golf cart.
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Milton pulls up in their Range Rover with the ALTA decal, walks in drinking Chardonnay out of their monogrammed yeti cup. Complains to Alpharetta how there is too much development ruining their beautiful equestrian town, forgetting they moved to a subdivision from New Jersey two years ago that was formerly a horse farm.
Leans over and whispers to Cherokee County they have done a great job getting rid of crt and those liberal teachers. Wants to know how they did it. Proceeds to get white middle age woman wasted and makes out with Sea Island who is wearing a linen sport jacket and Gucci loafers. He’s a developer who is ‘taking a break’ from his marriage and flew into Peachtree Airport in the plane he bought last year.
Falls off 4 inch wedge heels stumbling back to car drunk crying. Macon sits with her rubbing her back while she sobers up, calls her ‘hon’ and asks if she wants to go to Waffle House for some coffee.
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Johns Creek comes in with Milton but just brags about lacrosse and microbreweries.
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Valdosta did not shower before he got here, and no we don’t want to throw the football around.
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Senoia shows up in a truck and outfit that they spent hours getting "just the right amount" of red clay on for that authentic look. 5 minutes in, they get a call from the babysitter and have to leave because little McKennaleigh is sick.
Newnan rolls up with the good fireworks because "what's a sound ordinance?"
It's reddit, not sure if links are allowed here.
LINK
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 4:11 pm
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Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:09 pm to nuwaydawg
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Take off of a Reddit thread
DavidTheGnome enters the chat.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:13 pm to nuwaydawg
Alexandria shows up like…
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:17 pm to nuwaydawg
You can't sit by St. Francisville. These seats are saved.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:20 pm to nuwaydawg
NOLA showed up. They just car jacked everyone in the party and rode off in their cars while doing a drive by shooting in everyone’s car.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:21 pm to nuwaydawg
East Baton Rouge hits facebook and posts details of a street party at I-10 and College. Every other parish stays home and hits the daiquiri drive=thru down the street instead. A good time is had by all.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:25 pm to nuwaydawg
New Orleans
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:27 pm to nuwaydawg
Bawcomville comin in hot
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:29 pm to nuwaydawg
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Northshore shows up with designer drugs and a group of women who think clique-like, where diversity means shades of blonde, inclusion means people just like you, and if you forget to invite someone it means your bestie did not pass it on to their bestie pass it on to all others
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New Orleans shows up with party apparatus and some of best food a party can handle; and loaded guns in case party needs protection. Lots of protection.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:29 pm to nuwaydawg
Eunice
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:35 pm to nuwaydawg
Lafayette is fighting someone, probably Lake Charles.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:37 pm to nuwaydawg
Livingston shows up like-
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Shreveport shows up yelling “Ratchet City in the house!” Their ride Bossier City is too embarrassed to show his new tattoo.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:40 pm to nuwaydawg
Eunice shows up and has a 1st cousin, an in-law, or parrain from every other group.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:42 pm to nuwaydawg
Bossier City
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:46 pm to nuwaydawg
Zwolle, Many and Bogalusa.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:50 pm to nuwaydawg
New Iberia shows up with Abbeville, who claims Lafayette insulted her. A fight immediately ensues, with Rayne and Breaux Bridge jumping in because why the hell not.
Shreveport stops by wearing a Cowboys jersey on the way to a George Strait concert in Dallas.
Ruston is a no show. Church in the morning.
Shreveport stops by wearing a Cowboys jersey on the way to a George Strait concert in Dallas.
Ruston is a no show. Church in the morning.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:57 pm to nuwaydawg
Bayou Pigeon doesn't fall for this "party" shite. They sit in their bateaux's idling in the spillway with rifles across their lap, certain that this is a big ruse devised by those uppity Plaquemine fricks who are on their down this very moment to run their crawfish traps.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:07 pm to nuwaydawg
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This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:10 pm to nuwaydawg
Ville Platte, Eunice, Chatagnier, and Mamou show up. They're all named Fontenot.
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