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re: Semi Hot with Strabismus Eye On Judge Judy

Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:55 pm to
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:55 pm to
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Now she’ll shiver yer timber and give you a harrrrrrrd on while you swab her poop deck


You've heard that song that's "not about anal sex" from alestorm haven't you?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124959 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:56 pm to
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You've heard that song that's "not about anal sex" from alestorm haven't you?


I have not
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66271 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:56 pm to
“Patches, I’m dependin’ on ya girl….”

4,2,1,3
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This post was edited on 4/11/22 at 9:58 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124959 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:57 pm to
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I read that in Mr Krabs voice.

Mr. Krabs was the hardest screw to ever walk a turn at Shawshank


This post was edited on 4/11/22 at 9:59 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124959 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:59 pm to
Give me 2,4,1,3
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
34037 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by midcitycid
Member since Nov 2008
855 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:01 pm to
her eye is all "kagoo"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124959 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:05 pm to
Okay., that’s right up my alley. Vulgar sea shanties? It’s like my own writing. I love it, thanks!
Posted by KurtSchrute
Member since Oct 2017
820 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:06 pm to
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She was suing her X boyfriend for a dog they bought together.

Seeing Eye dog?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67296 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:09 pm to
kinda has a Robin Scherbatsky vibe to her.




Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
15628 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:28 pm to
It can be fixed. She should use any small claims she gets as partial payment for eye surgery.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
34037 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:28 pm to
That one is in their genre but definitely a joke song so to speak. The rest of it is mostly about getting drunk. I love it.
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
3066 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:29 pm to
Maybe she was looking at the dog and you patched the good eye?
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
34037 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:30 pm to
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She should use any small claims she gets as partial payment for eye surgery.


Can you fix my eye? I'll give you this mutt I adopted.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124959 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:33 pm to
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Maybe she was looking at the dog and you patched the good eye?


Trust me, I know a wonky eye when I see one. I’m a bit of an expert
Posted by NOLATiger163
Insane State of NOLA
Member since Aug 2018
477 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:33 pm to
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Now she’ll shiver yer timber and give you a harrrrrrrd on while you swab her poop deck
Logged in just to upvote. You, sir, win the Internet for today.
Posted by NOLATiger163
Insane State of NOLA
Member since Aug 2018
477 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:36 pm to
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quote:

Now she’ll shiver yer timber and give you a harrrrrrrd on while you swab her poop deck
I read that in Mr Krabs voice.
I was hearing more Patchy the Pirate, but ...
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56248 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:36 pm to
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the more she lied the more her eye went sideways though.


Now, that is some funny shite!
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3586 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 11:08 pm to



Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
16091 posts
Posted on 4/12/22 at 3:22 am to
Which one is her good eye?
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