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re: Semi Hot with Strabismus Eye On Judge Judy
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:55 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:55 pm to fr33manator
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Now she’ll shiver yer timber and give you a harrrrrrrd on while you swab her poop deck
You've heard that song that's "not about anal sex" from alestorm haven't you?
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:56 pm to junkfunky
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You've heard that song that's "not about anal sex" from alestorm haven't you?
I have not
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:56 pm to fr33manator
“Patches, I’m dependin’ on ya girl….”
4,2,1,3
4,2,1,3
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This post was edited on 4/11/22 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:57 pm to Saintsisit
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I read that in Mr Krabs voice.
Mr. Krabs was the hardest screw to ever walk a turn at Shawshank
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This post was edited on 4/11/22 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:00 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:05 pm to junkfunky
Okay., that’s right up my alley. Vulgar sea shanties? It’s like my own writing. I love it, thanks!
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:06 pm to The Torch
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She was suing her X boyfriend for a dog they bought together.
Seeing Eye dog?
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:09 pm to The Torch
kinda has a Robin Scherbatsky vibe to her.
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Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:28 pm to The Torch
It can be fixed. She should use any small claims she gets as partial payment for eye surgery.
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:28 pm to fr33manator
That one is in their genre but definitely a joke song so to speak. The rest of it is mostly about getting drunk. I love it.
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:29 pm to fr33manator
Maybe she was looking at the dog and you patched the good eye?
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:30 pm to aTmTexas Dillo
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She should use any small claims she gets as partial payment for eye surgery.
Can you fix my eye? I'll give you this mutt I adopted.
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:33 pm to holmesbr
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Maybe she was looking at the dog and you patched the good eye?
Trust me, I know a wonky eye when I see one. I’m a bit of an expert
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:33 pm to fr33manator
quote:Logged in just to upvote. You, sir, win the Internet for today.
Now she’ll shiver yer timber and give you a harrrrrrrd on while you swab her poop deck
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:36 pm to Saintsisit
quote:I was hearing more Patchy the Pirate, but ...quote:I read that in Mr Krabs voice.
Now she’ll shiver yer timber and give you a harrrrrrrd on while you swab her poop deck
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:36 pm to The Torch
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the more she lied the more her eye went sideways though.
Now, that is some funny shite!
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Posted on 4/12/22 at 3:22 am to The Torch
Which one is her good eye?
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