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re: That awkward moment when the kid walks in without knocking
Posted on 4/6/22 at 6:31 am to fr33manator
Posted on 4/6/22 at 6:31 am to fr33manator
Just spit my coffee out laughing at this thread.
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Posted on 4/6/22 at 6:58 am to fr33manator
Posted on 4/6/22 at 7:00 am to fr33manator
About 2 months ago my 5 y/o busts up in the room while I’m under the covers performing cunnilingus. I just froze. I’m sure it was confusing to my 5 y/o on why there was a large boulder underneath the covers in front of her mom.
Wife hollers “lil Triple Bogey, what are you doing!?! Go back to your bed right now!!”
I joked that we’ve gone from hiding it from parents, to hiding it from kids now.
Wife hollers “lil Triple Bogey, what are you doing!?! Go back to your bed right now!!”
I joked that we’ve gone from hiding it from parents, to hiding it from kids now.
Posted on 4/6/22 at 7:45 am to Triple Bogey
One more reason I’m glad to be childless.
Posted on 4/6/22 at 9:07 am to High C
Okay, now I spit my coffee out
Posted on 4/6/22 at 9:19 am to fr33manator
Was house sitting for a couple who had two kids. The kids were staying with the grandmother, and I had the house to myself. I pick up this chick and the next morning ole grandma and the two kids come busting in the room we are sleeping together. The grandma, confused a little, tells the kids it's my sister. WTF!
Posted on 4/6/22 at 9:23 am to fr33manator
It hasn't happened to my wife and I with our boys yet, but I was the one walking in once when I was around 4-5. Talk about traumatizing
Posted on 4/6/22 at 9:59 am to VernonPLSUfan
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The grandma, confused a little, tells the kids it's my sister. WTF!
Did you yell “Rahl Tide”?
Posted on 4/6/22 at 10:03 am to fr33manator
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This post was edited on 4/6/22 at 10:05 am
Posted on 4/6/22 at 10:05 am to Sisselpud81
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Froggystyle
That's PIIHB and seeing how high she jumps.
Posted on 4/6/22 at 10:10 am to jchamil
“Hey, why are you guys stirring macaroni in the bedro-“
This post was edited on 4/6/22 at 10:12 am
Posted on 4/6/22 at 10:16 am to fr33manator
Mom and Dad like to wrestle sometimes....
Posted on 4/6/22 at 10:23 am to nes2010
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Mom and Dad like to wrestle sometimes....
“But son, it is NOT okay to come in with the steel chair and try to tag in.”
Posted on 4/6/22 at 11:00 am to fr33manator
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Did you yell “Rahl Tide”
Posted on 4/6/22 at 11:04 am to fr33manator
yes but only the child was my 23 year old daughter! It took her a good two or three seconds to realize what was going on. Door was closed but not locked and she just barges in at about 10:30pm, says it's our fault for not locking the door.
Posted on 4/6/22 at 11:13 am to fr33manator
My kids never caught us, thankfully.
I'm still mortified after learning what the TV blaring loud in my parents' bedroom at night really meant.
I'm still mortified after learning what the TV blaring loud in my parents' bedroom at night really meant.
Posted on 4/6/22 at 11:20 am to ksdolfan
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It took her a good two or three seconds to realize what was going on.
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23 year old daughter!
Posted on 4/6/22 at 11:36 am to fr33manator
In high school I had my then GF’s mom walk in on me hitting it from the back on a Friday before a football game
We’d always go over there for a pregame session but apparently her mom came home early this particular Friday.. it was the most awkward and uncomfortable moment of my life because when she opened the door she just stood there because it took her a second to realize what was going on
Played like shite that night
We’d always go over there for a pregame session but apparently her mom came home early this particular Friday.. it was the most awkward and uncomfortable moment of my life because when she opened the door she just stood there because it took her a second to realize what was going on
Played like shite that night
Posted on 4/6/22 at 12:22 pm to jchamil
I remember one time I had a lady friend over and the kids were all conked out in the living room in a fort we had made.
Well I’m just going at it and, no knock, the 7 year old opens the door and I’m mid stroke in his mom, and we lock eyes, and he just has this face
I know I scarred that kid for life.
Saw them at a party years later and he’s probably 12 and being a little snot and was doing something he shouldn’t and I told him to stop. Well he gets a little attitude and says “well I don’t have to listen to you.”
And so I just lean over and whisper to him. “Well, I fricked your mom.”
He shut up after that. It was like flicking the horrible memory switch
Well I’m just going at it and, no knock, the 7 year old opens the door and I’m mid stroke in his mom, and we lock eyes, and he just has this face
I know I scarred that kid for life.
Saw them at a party years later and he’s probably 12 and being a little snot and was doing something he shouldn’t and I told him to stop. Well he gets a little attitude and says “well I don’t have to listen to you.”
And so I just lean over and whisper to him. “Well, I fricked your mom.”
He shut up after that. It was like flicking the horrible memory switch
Posted on 4/6/22 at 12:42 pm to fr33manator
None of my kids have walked in yet.
But about 7 years ago ( before kids)
My wife’s little sister, who was 20 at the time, walked into my house via the door from the garage. If you walk into that door, there is a short hallway into the master bedroom, and if master door is open, you can see right to the bed.
Naturally we weren’t expecting anyone to just drop by mid day on a Saturday…
Had wife on her back and I was giving her some tongue action foreplay.
Thus, when the sis in law walks in she has clear view of me hunched over between her legs with my a-hole visible and sack hanging.
All we heard was
“ omg” and a door shut
Lmao.
She acted super awkward for a few weeks, then it turned into a funny inside joke between all of us.
But about 7 years ago ( before kids)
My wife’s little sister, who was 20 at the time, walked into my house via the door from the garage. If you walk into that door, there is a short hallway into the master bedroom, and if master door is open, you can see right to the bed.
Naturally we weren’t expecting anyone to just drop by mid day on a Saturday…
Had wife on her back and I was giving her some tongue action foreplay.
Thus, when the sis in law walks in she has clear view of me hunched over between her legs with my a-hole visible and sack hanging.
All we heard was
“ omg” and a door shut
Lmao.
She acted super awkward for a few weeks, then it turned into a funny inside joke between all of us.
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