That awkward moment when the kid walks in without knocking

“I’m braiding your moms hair go back to bed!”

It happens.

You're gonna have that sort of stuff on big jobs.

Frog children are tadpoles. That's a cuck.

A frog cuck. A frick?

My 5 yo at the time(7 now) just threw the door open while I was balls deep in his mother. Traumatizing experience for all but him in the long run. He was basically sleep walking.

The frau threw on her clothes and ran to comfort him in the aftermath. She was appalled to discover I wanted to continue after little baw was tucked in for the second time that night.

She is religious about locking the door now. Our kids aren’t normally ones to come to our room in the night, but I’m fine with not taking any chances.

quote:

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Froggystyle

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Catholic high, freshman biology, Mr. Grey

We had dissected a frog and had a test, and amplexus (frog mating) was on the test. We had to label it.
I wrote amplexus (froggystyle) on the test.

I got a note, in red ink “See me after class.”

I thought it was hilarious, he did not.

Years later, when I was a teacher and he was an assistant principal, we had a laugh about it

They are still at it



But it doesn’t seem to be impressing her much

quote:

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“You know what would help this? If he had a little brother.”

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He had one at the time.







And now he has a little sister too

I have a similar one!