Why do most bicyclists wear gay-looking clothes?

To make gays like you notice them, so they hopefully don’t get killed

Because they know you like staring at their arse

They all believe they are good enough for the cycling tour.

Think the shorts have padding. It’s like crocs, may feel good until you realize you’re queer

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There are other ways to admit to being lazy and jealous of others with active hobbies. Also, mind your own fricking business with what people choose to do with their bodies. Some of you are pretty damn hypocritical screaming about freedom but then you wanna judge others for their choices.

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I'm not a cyclist but I know bike shorts have some padding built in because your arse would bruise if you sat on that seat for too long. Also, I would assume tighter clothes make you more aerodynamic for a smoother ride and because if you wore gym shorts the extra fabric would probably get caught on the seat and mess with your "stand up-sit down" motion. These people aren't riding for transportation with baseball cards in their spokes to their friends house, they're riding to practice/compete in their riding.


Sorry, I focused on the bicyclist part of your question instead of the gay part. -Insert gay joke here-

Yes it provides a benefit. It reduces drag so they can go faster. The shorts also have extra padding in the arse to reduce saddle burn.


I only mountain bike so I don’t wear that stuff. I do have padded underwear but I wear regular shorts over them.

It's called "queer baiting". They put out the bait, and you took it, you queer.