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Death Calculator To See When You Will Die

Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:30 pm
Posted by Cajun Tiger 4
Member since May 2018
411 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:30 pm
LINK

If you don't like clicking on links just google death clock. Pretty interesting.

James 4:14 ESV
Yet you do not know what tomorrow will bring. What is your life? For you are a mist that appears for a little time and then vanishes.

Posted by Macintosh
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
55410 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:31 pm to
Did you really use a Bible quote for a silly death clock site?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7195 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:33 pm to
2067. frick, I will never see a summer of '69

ETA. Perfect. No more upvotes please
This post was edited on 3/22/22 at 2:10 pm
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16615 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:34 pm to
Says I’ll die at 51. That’s believable.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40457 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:35 pm to
71yrs old. I'll take it
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49475 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:35 pm to
I got longer than I expected
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18667 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:37 pm to
84!
Yeah buddy guess I’ll up my 401k contribution since I might be able to actually use it.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
27975 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

death clock


Good band
Posted by The_Duke
Member since Nov 2016
4153 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:38 pm to
Told me I’ll be dead at 60

I’m 33 now—-better get to living

P.s when is chicken gonna get with the times and allow emojis
This post was edited on 3/16/22 at 3:39 pm
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
38788 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:38 pm to
Gonna kick the bucket in 2070. Not too bad
Posted by Winstonscrabfingers
Member since Oct 2021
542 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:39 pm to
I'll die at 67. Others from around the country have an average life expectancy of 91. WTF? Louisiana automatically drops 20+ years of life?

If my peedo still gets hard at 67,I'm not ready to go.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76169 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:41 pm to
Wow. I got less than 10 years to go...
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4232 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:44 pm to
I bet I can manage to die way before then.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17117 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:46 pm to
Says I’ll croak at 69.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2861 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:46 pm to
I’m 49, almost 50. Smoked a pack a day for 20yrs(trashy, I know) said I’d live to 74! Guess I don’t have to quit!
Posted by jdaute2
lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2012
2180 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Others from around the country have an average life expectancy of 91. WTF


That’s what I said. BMI 22, don’t smoke, occasionally drink, exercise regularly. But it has me dying at 79. Others average life expectancy was 90. WTF?
This post was edited on 3/16/22 at 3:49 pm
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13502 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:47 pm to
Interesting that optimists live longer.
Posted by Play_Neck
Member since Dec 2014
2181 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:49 pm to
Nice knowing you guys, I don't have long left if this is a good indicator.
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3347 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:49 pm to
Says July 11th 2055, which would make 73.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76169 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

I’m 49, almost 50. Smoked a pack a day for 20yrs(trashy, I know) said I’d live to 74! Guess I don’t have to quit!




I'm more than a decade older, have never smoked and don't have a good family history. If this 'calculator' knew what I knew, it would tell me not to buy any green bananas...
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