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re: Best Weed Detox for Employment Drug Screen???

Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:43 am to
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10933 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:43 am to
go get a medical rx and come out of the shadows
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9540 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:43 am to
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Literally, I thought they had hired someone else. I was over a month since I heard anything.

What sucks is that my first use of Marijuana, in my entire life, was a few days ago.


Using clean/fake pee works. Just warm it up before. Not too high, or low, they won't accept it.
Google, you will get better directions than here. You'll be fine.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
31271 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:44 am to
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ETA: You can also buy home THC piss test kits from CVS or Walgreens to get a baseline of where you're at.


This is good advice.
Posted by 850SaintsGator
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2021
2282 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:45 am to
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If you can't buy yourself 2 weeks then fake or clean pee is your friends only option


My company said they would do a hair follicle test if I couldn’t take the piss test
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91247 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:46 am to
At this point with legal weed in so many states it seems redundant to test for it
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:46 am to
You can piss clean if you’re realitivly in shape after like 10 days.

Your friend can’t stay clean for a couple weeks? Pathetic
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57576 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:47 am to
What kind of retard is smoking weed while actively looking for new employment
Posted by DaleGribble
Bend, OR
Member since Sep 2014
6821 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:48 am to
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You guys are no help at all.



You had your answer to a stress free way to pass with the 2nd reply in your thread and you're ignoring it. The only difference in synthetic piss and real urine is synthetic has no odor.

Lab techs aren't going to sniff your sample. Even if some weirdo did, they'd think that you just had odorless piss.
This post was edited on 2/21/22 at 11:53 am
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:48 am to
quote:

What sucks is that my first use of Marijuana, in my entire life, was a few days ago.


You’re probably fine. Go buy an at home test and Walgreens and see for yourself
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34524 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:49 am to
quote:

go get a medical rx and come out of the shadows


Doesn’t work in the refinery world



Weed shouldn’t even be illegal. shite just blows my mind that our politicians are still stuck in the 60s
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5693 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:50 am to
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shite just blows my mind
That could just be the weed though
Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
1394 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:50 am to
March 1st
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35764 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:53 am to
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March 1st


Follow my advice.

You have nothing to worry about with that much time to get clean.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18434 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:53 am to
You've got over a week until the test and you're worrying about this? If you're being honest about it being your first and only use, you'll probably piss clean even if you don't do anything

Like LSUintheNW said, sweat it out, drink a lot of water, get a test kit from the pharmacy.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124991 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:53 am to
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Last time I had to get tested, my yak got into some wild onions


You can counter this by feeding it Thai Basil and Hen’sbane
Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
1394 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:54 am to
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You had your answer to a stress free way to pass with the 2nd reply in your thread and your ignoring it. The only difference in synthetic piss and real urine is synthetic has no odor.


Honestly, I didn't know this was a thing. If I can find it, that seems like the best avenue.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38730 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:54 am to
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Weed shouldn’t even be illegal. shite just blows my mind that our politicians are still stuck in the 60s


Even if it was legal on a federal level, companies still have the say so on what they chose to test you for.
Posted by madddoggydawg
Metairie
Member since Jun 2013
6574 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:55 am to
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This post was edited on 2/22/22 at 12:16 pm
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
7481 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:55 am to
How much smoking we talking? If you just smoked one night, don't sweat it; you'll fall within the margin of error. If you've been smoking daily for a few weeks, yeah, you're fricked.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:55 am to
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claim covid and buy a couple weeks?



I actually had a potential employee try this but he didn't know that we do hair samples
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